Thread: Words that should exist.

Originally Posted by Edmond

some word you've never heard of.


See my words Kif, Neve, Lido and Qat abov

Kif is what Morroccos whipser for dope same Kat which half of Yemen , the blokes are stoned on , Lido is a swimming pool , Neve I don't know unless it an Anglicisation of aunty Niamh?

Nawe.

The sound one makes when one is so in awe of something, they don't believe it to be true.

^ A good example. What kind of f*cking word is "op"???

^ 4 points is 4 points.

Pundo. (to undo a pun)

To take back a pun that the other person didn't get.

Festereo.

Music festivals that use 2.1 stereo sound.

Italian for being infested with the love of music.

Italian slang. Being infested with pubic lice that makes your new lover scream.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Italian slang. Being infested with pubic lice that makes your new lover scream.

Why would they care? Your lovers don't have a habitat for the lice to move into

Yeah yeah yeah, okay Lardy, go back to driving your bus and pumping up Miss Buriram with the floatie's foot pump.

Badmin.

An admin office that is terrible at its job.

Did you finish that report already?
Yeah, I sent it to badmin 10 days ago.

Schadenfreude.

Brilliant word.

It's not just humour, great food and punctuality that the Germans do well.



Edit: I've just discovered that we do actually have an equivalent.

epicaricacy

E.g. I foresee much epicaricacy at about 10pm UK tonight.

You 2 fuckos wanna get out some more

Broyal.



When you broil something so well that it's fit for a royal.

Pidea.

When a pie man thinks of a new pie recipe.




But really this is a bidea.



Bidea. When you have 2 ideas at once.

1. sinjures

2. bigloo



sinjures.

When one injures themselves whilst committing a sin.

bigloo.

A big igloo.

Stasty.

When something is so tasty that you stay to eat it even though you were just leaving.


This pie is so damn stasty, I'm going to be late but can't leave it.

winstantly


When you instantly win.

Binane - something so inane that it should be binned.

^ A winstant reply.

swimp.


Someone too wimpy to go swimming on a cold day.

Don't be such a swimp, c'mon, it'll be good fun.

Scrabex

An old guy dumped by a young girlfriend for spending too much time playing online Scrabble.


By the way, I once knew a guy who ate a whole tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti in one go.

He did a massive vowel movement!

Tourettes.

Very short coach holidays.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I once knew a guy who ate a whole tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti in one go.

He did a massive vowel movement!

shipster


Really cool people that work on ships.

wovent

material that is woven in a manner that allows good ventilation.

rarea

An area that people rarely go to.