Thread: Word of the Day

good word i'll remember that one !
ullage :
the amount of space between the top of your glass and the top of your drink. Generally a bad thing at happy hours.Dude, your beer is nearly empty ! Let's get rid of the ullage in your cup, by heading over to the keg!

^ sounds like a good idea mate fill er up

beer

 1. an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste.

2. any of various beverages, whether alcoholic or not, made from roots, molasses or sugar, yeast, etc.: root beer; ginger beer.

3. an individual serving of beer; a glass, can, or bottle of beer: We'll have three beers.

good 3 is a good detonator

Beer :
the reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks

My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.
Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?
Man: Why yes, yes I do


The cause and solution to all of lifes problems.
Cause: Hey man, im sorry that i fucked your wife, and crashed your car and ate all of your pizza and pissed on your dog.

Solution: But, i can go pick you up some beer tonight, and we can hang out at my place.

#To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!

idioglossia


1.
A private form of speech invented by one child or by children who are in close contact, as twins.

2.
A pathological condition in which a person's speech is so severely distorted that it is unintelligible.

Pejorative
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1 in a mocking or derisive manner; insulting and critical


2 Something that belittles or possibly implies evil

3 tending to make worse-
wanking is pejorative to chicks because we got less juice for them to swallow
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impecunious

im·pe·cu·ni·ous

[im-pi-kyoo-nee-uhs]
adjective having little or no money; penniless; poor.

Origin:
1590–1600; im-2 + obsolete pecunious wealthy < Latin pecūniōsus, equivalent to pecūni ( a ) wealth + -ōsus -ous

Here's a funny one.

hahnium [ˈhɑːnɪəm]

Chemical symbol Ha

[named after Otto Hahn (1879-1968), German physicist]

knob

I like those big wooden ones

^ Androgynous

an·drog·y·nous adjective \an-ˈdrä-jə-nəs\
: having a cat as an avatar.

Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

Discombobulated

^Without a nob?...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^Without a nob?...

Be careful where you use this word it has magical powers

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=di...sm=93&ie=UTF-8

CCC

A muselet is a wire cage that fits over the cork of a bottle of champagne, sparkling wine or beer...

Possibilist.

instead of calling yourself an atheist or an agnostic.

Honk.
Honky the honker honks.

Callipygian: having a beautiful, admirable, or sexy bum

Autotonsorialist - someone who cuts their own hair

Expatriate


An expatriate (sometimes shortened to expat) is a person temporarily or permanently residing in a country other than that of the person's upbringing.

(etc, wikipedia)

kangaroo court

A kangaroo court is a judicial tribunal or assembly that blatantly disregards recognized standards of law or justice, and often carries little or no official standing in the territory within which it resides. Wikipedia

Exclaim

Exclamation

dilatant
/daɪˈleɪtənt; dɪ-/
adjective
1.
tending to dilate; dilating
2.
(physics) of, concerned with, or exhibiting dilatancy
noun
3.
something, such as a catheter, that causes dilation

Dilatant | Define Dilatant at Dictionary.com

I need help with this one. I read it in the NY Times this morning about the stock market, but dictionary . com does not make it clear:

denouement,

denouement


or dénouement



noun 1. the final resolution of the intricacies of a plot, as of a drama or novel.

2. the place in the plot at which this occurs.

3. the outcome or resolution of a doubtful series of occurrences.

Origin of denouement 1745-1755

1745-55; < French: literally, an untying, equivalent to dénouer to untie, Old French desnoer (des- de- + noer to knot < Latin nōdāre, derivative of nōdus knot) + -ment -ment


Synonyms

See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com
3. solution, conclusion, end, upshot.