Chop (as in a meal size piece of Mr Porky pig)
Chop (as in a meal size piece of Mr Porky pig)

Chap. (One half of a garment worn to protect the thighs and legs whilst horse riding)
Slap (hit)
Slab - the last vehicle you ever ride upon (no licence required).
Stab (wound)
Star - the person in my avatar.
Tarn (a large pond in the lake district)
Barn - the building to which the teakdoor is attached

Bean - As in Mr. A man of few words
Beam (light)
Moat - the body of water surrounding the barn with the teakdoor on it.
Goat (animal)
Goal - an aim or purpose, as in 'my goal is to cross the moat to get to the barn with the teakdoor on it'.
Goal (score)
Halo (check the top of me heed)
Halt (stop)
Kilt - an item of clothing worn by perverted Scots on the basis that they can legitimately get by without underwear.
Kill (murder)
Will - an essential document to be prepared by any person staying higher than the second floor in a Pattaya hotel.
call (me)
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