Thread: Mornington Crescent

Never ever drink aguardiente with a dapper Guatemalan serape salesman. Heed my words. Oh, my aching head.

I shall retreat to Gunnersbury.

As in DeGaulle's comment on Churchill, liquor has obviously clouded your judgment.
I'll stick to Canada Dry... sorry, make that Canada Water.

Drinkin' Molson now are we ???

I'm feelin' it, I'm feelin' it...

Hornchurch!

hornchurch ???

i dont hink you have thought that through because that would leave you straddling monument .

you might find an opening at mudchute, but it would take a brave, and some might say foolhardy man to pull that one off.

i have heard that samantha will be in bangkok shortly, she has a thai gentleman friend who owns a seafood restaurant and she is looking forward to trying a large portion of his winkles in cider.

in the meantime i will play fairlop.

And a fairlop of a go that was.
I'm using the much maligned practice of pishing to get to Perivale.

While I wait for my boiler to be re-plated I shall take a vindaloo at Little India and buy several lead pipes at K. Wagstaff's and Sons Plumbing & Supply. Yes, that's correct gentle players, I am stopping off in Upminster.

One wonders at the possible origins of that name. Probably something boring and AngloSaxon so best not to look.
Vauxhall.

samantha enjoyed his winkles in cider, but she has an appetite for more.
her gentleman friend who owns the restaurant is having a seafood promotion tonight so she is looking forward to enjoying his special cockle night.

i will block vauxhall by executing a reverse chudleigh and play heathrow and feltham.

top that if you can.

You're obviously not acquainted with the Great Fire of Chudleigh.
I'll ignore Heathrow, Samantha found the cockles and Feltham so she'll like to respond to the Arsenal.

Arsenal indeed, Samantha has to rush off to meet her new Arsenal footballer friend. He's very busy at the moment playing in the first and second rounds of the cup games, but she tells me there should be just time to give him a quick kiss between the legs.

and in the meantime, high barnet.

An Arsenal footballer indeed, what she needs is to raise her sights a bit higher, like the splendid scepter and orbs of King George V

like the splendid scepter and orbs of King George V

she does have a penchant for aristocrats, she like to be where the big knobs hang out and she'll probably end up speaking with plums in her mouth.

mornington crescent !!

You can't access Mornington Crescent without using capital letters. Says so very clearly in the latest publication of the rules and regulations.
Back to Heathrow for you I think.

Originally Posted by beano

You can't access Mornington Crescent without using capital letters. Says so very clearly in the latest publication of the rules and regulations.
Back to Heathrow for you I think.

Well spotted.

Canary Wharf.

An illegal attempt at the Crescent is invariably followed by Canary Wharf statistics show.
I'll try to lead the following pack away from this error.
Finsbury Park.

well, i am new to this game and accept the ruling regarding my Mornington Crescent play, even though you couldnt be bothered to quote the specific regulation.

players might be interested to know that i was privileged to come across samantha at a new year party. afterwards, she told me that her new boyfriend had made a considerable effort to impress her over the festive season. by questioning her lady friends, he'd discovered her weakness for expensive lotions and unguents, which she kept in the various compartments of her dressing table, and decided to surprise her with the most expensive examples he could find. When she woke up on christmas morning, samantha was delighted to discover that, no doubt dressed as santa claus, he had slipped in during the night and emptied his bulging sack of cream into her drawers.

in the meantime i play bromley by bow.

A most entertaining tale (tail?) by our tariff-evading comrade.

Shadwell.

shadwell you say, well that negates the northern parallels, and leaves me a straight run to mornington crescent.


samantha is off on a dinner date in pattaya with a gentleman friend from moscow who's brought over a variety of caviars and an array of vodka-based aperitifs. she says he's going to offer her delicious food in his hotel room and then liquor out on the balcony.

Originally Posted by taxexile

shadwell you say, well that negates the northern parallels, and leaves me a straight run to mornington crescent.

Not so quick there, the Yorkshire Protocols preclude your run and dictate at least a pause at Camden. Things could get very sticky if you don't make the Leicester hop at Golder's Green.

yorkshire protocols also allow for relocation manoevers meaning thai stations are acceptable.

samantha has had visa problems and cant make the trip, but her thai counterpart, pornthip will oversee things here.

she used to work in a go go bar in nana, she often ran errands for old falangs , such as nipping out to fetch them sandwiches. Their favourites were ham and cheese with homemade chutney, but they never objected when she palmed them off with relish.

i'll go a triple stovold and hit the bumpers at prompong.

Soho Square

^
not on your nelly

i'd like to bypass the past 5 pages and burrow up somewhere around silly mid on at the Oval

well, silly indeed but its your toss so why not.

i will attempt a reverse platform loop along the southern parallels and quickly move to woodside park.

At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old fart, this is the biggest load of childish drivel I've come across.