Thread: Comic book heroes.

Where did they come from?






Was it here?

PRINCE BUSTER: JUDGE DREAD

(You're rough, you're tough, you're rough, you're tough)

"Order, now my court is in session, will you please stand?

First, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Judge Hundred-Years

Some people call me Judge Dread

Now, I have come here to whoop you, to try all you rudeboys

For shooting black people

In my court only we talk, cause I'm vexed, and I am the rudeboy today

[Indecipherable name]?"

"Yes, sir"

"Rudeboy Adolfus James?"

"Yes, sir"

"Rudeboy Emmanuel Zechariah Zechipaul?"

"Present"

"George Grabandflee?"

"Present"

"Hmm... Adolfus James, I see here you have been charged with

Ten shooting attempts

Five murder charge

Six grab and flee charge"

"But your honor, I didn't--"

"--Hush up! Guilty or not guilty?"

"Not guilty, sir"

"I don't care what you say, take four hundred years. Stand down

Emmanuel Zechariah Zechipaul?"

"Yes, sir?"

"You've been charged with fifteen charge of shooting attempts

Fifteen murder charge

And I heard that you was the one there on Sutton Street

Who tell the judge, 'Rudeboys don't care'

Well, this is King Street, and my name is Judge Dread, and I don't care

Now take four hundred years"

"But ya don't know what I would say, your good honor--"

"--Hush up! What you trying to do, shoot me, too?"

"No, your honor, but I--"

"Quiet! Four hundred more years for you!... George Grabandflee?"

"Yes, sir?"

"Stop your crying, rudeboys don't cry, that's what I hear"

"But I didn't do that, dem frame me, and I don't deserve that--"

"--I don't care, hush up! This is my court!

You're charged for robbing school-children

Rob with aggravation..."

[Incoherent mumbling]

"Hush up, order!

Adolfus James?"

"Yes sir?"

"You rob school-children

You ? the people's house

You shot black people"

"But your honor, I didn't--"

"--Hush up! Just for talking, I now charge you for contempt, and that

Is a separate hundred years

I hereby sentence you to four hundred years"

[Incoherent mumbling]

"I said hush up, hush up!

You're sentenced to four hundred years and five hundred lashes

I am going to set an example, I--rudeboys don't cry, don't cry!

When I was in harbor, I hear you were tough. Court adjourned, take them away!"



Or here?

Superman.




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Oooooh
You high baby
Yeah
Ya'
Talk to me
You want me to tell you something
Uh-huh
I know what you want to hear...

[Chorus A]
Cause, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too
"I think I love you baby", I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me superman, i'm here to rescue you
I want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
"Ooooh boy you drive me crazy", bitch you make me hurl...

[Verse 1]
They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound
I'm single now, got no ring on this finger now
I'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relationship
Save it bitch, babysit, you make me sick
Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's dick
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a muthafuckin' slut, to her face
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask
Kiss my dick, get my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass
Don't put out, i'll put you out, won't get out, i'll push you out
Puss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice, buy you ice, bitch if you died, I wouldn't buy you life
What you tryin' to be my new wife, what you Mariah, fly through twice...

[Prechorus]
But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo'
Maybe i'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho'...

[Chorus B]
Cause I can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman
I can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman
Your Superman, your Superman...

[Verse 2]
Don't get me wrong, I love these ho's
It's no secret, everybody knows
Yeah we fucked, bitch so what, that's about as far as your buddy goes
We'll be friends, i'll call you again, i'll chase you around every bar you attend
Never know what kind of car i'll be in, we'll see how much you'll be partying then
You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man, but females lie
But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you...

[Prechorus]

[Chorus A / Chorus B]

[Verse 3]
First thing you say, "I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all day
I don't see what the big deal is anyways
You're just plain old Marshall to me"
Ooh ya' girl run that game
"Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that say"
"Rot in pieces, uh, that's great"
First off you don't know Marshall, at all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal, i'll slap you off that barstool
There goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you
Good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can't have, ooh girl that's too damn bad
Don't touch what you can't grab, end up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can't stand
Girl you just blew your chance, don't mean to ruin your plans...

Robert Crumb -

Hulk vs Superman??

Who would win in a fight?