Thailand-prisoner hides phone in anus, it rings...

**StrontiumDog** · 05-08-2011, 10:03 AM

Bangkok Post : Phone scam bottoms out

Phone scam bottoms out

Published: 5/08/2011 at 03:19 AM
Newspaper section: News

A prison inmate, desperate to hide a mobile phone, lodged the device in his anus and was exposed only when the phone rang.

Sorasit Chongcharoen, director of the department's Central Correctional Institution for Drug Addicts, said mobile phones have been smuggled into prisons before.

They are used by inmates who conduct drug deals from their cells.

During cell inspections, inmates pay fellow jailbirds, many of whom are transvestites, to hide the phones in their backsides.

The practice makes it easy for inmates to evade metal detectors. Mr Sorasit said some warders tell inmates to jump up and down so phones hidden up their backsides fall out.

Thanis Sriyaphan, deputy chief of the Corrections Department, said an inmate at the central prison in Uttaradit attracted the warders' suspicion when he could not sit still. It turned out the inmate had inserted two mobile phones into his anus.

One was pulled out by hand and the other was surgically removed because a piece of wire on the plastic bag in which the phone was wrapped caught the inner wall of his intestine.

"The inmate was rushed to hospital," said Mr Thanis.

He said the inmate repeated the stunt after he was discharged. He is believed to have been under pressure to help inmates with drug convictions.

A panel has been set up to look into the incident and to find out whether any warders are involved in mobile phone smuggling.

**The Fresh Prince** · 05-08-2011, 10:06 AM

What kind of phone fits up an ass?

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

some warders tell inmates to jump up and down so phones hidden up their backsides fall out.

And what kind of ass wouldn't hold a phone if they jumped up and down?

**withnallstoke** · 05-08-2011, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

What kind of phone fits up an ass?

A smellyphone?

**sabang** · 05-08-2011, 10:20 AM

Fools- why don't they just put them on vibrate?

**superman** · 05-08-2011, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

What kind of phone fits up an ass?

Shouldn't that be 'what kind of an arse can accommatate a mobile phone ?'

**koman** · 05-08-2011, 10:34 AM

These people talk out of their ass....

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**withnallstoke** · 05-08-2011, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by sabang

Fools- why don't they just put them on vibrate?

The grin is a dead giveaway.

**peterpan** · 05-08-2011, 11:11 AM

I bet prisoners were quite relieved when the motorola Brick was redundant.

**Thormaturge** · 05-08-2011, 11:38 AM

So THAT'S why they call it a "ring" tone.

**nigelandjan** · 05-08-2011, 11:54 AM

Those nice people at Apple are working on a brown canal app for the iphone 4 as we speak

**Cujo** · 05-08-2011, 12:06 PM

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'arse phone'.

**billy the kid** · 05-08-2011, 04:56 PM

why did i tink of bold rodney.

**misskit** · 05-08-2011, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

And what kind of ass wouldn't hold a phone if they jumped up and down?

Answer was in the OP.

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

fellow jailbirds, many of whom are transvestites

**kingwilly** · 05-08-2011, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

One was pulled out by hand and the other was surgically removed because a piece of wire on the plastic bag in which the phone was wrapped caught the inner wall of his intestine.

OUCH !

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