German Man Dies In Bed Watching Porn

**StrontiumDog** · 19-12-2010, 07:26 PM

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2...watching-porn/

German Man Dies In Bed Watching Porn

Published : December 19, 2010 :: 18

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On Saturday a German man was found dead, lying on his bed in his room in North Pattaya. Police speculate he died from the excitement of watching a sex movie.

Pattaya, November 19, 2010, [PDN]: On 18th December 2010, Banglamung Deputy Police Investigator, Lieutenant Colonel Issaranuwat Jongapichaikul, received a report that a male tourist had been found dead in the Rattanasuk Inn hotel, Pattaya-Naklua road, Moo. 5. A police team was dispatched to investigate.

In room no. 203, on the 2nd floor, officials found the body of Mr. Michael Schmauch [57], a German national, lying dead on his back in the bed, wearing just his underpants. The TV was switched on and showing a sex movie on DVD.

There was no sign of foul play and on searching the room, police found a Blood Pressure Measuring Instrument, a few medical tablets, several pornographic DVD movies and his personal belongings. The police estimated he had been dead for about 6 hours.

Mr. Rerngsan Topimai [26], the hotel security guard, told the police that Mr. Schmauch had been staying in the hotel for over a month and he liked to drink and smoke and he had been suffering from heart disease.

On this day, nobody had seen him around and the hotel maid knocked on his door to clean his room but received no response. They presumed he might have had an accident or something untoward had happened, so Mr. Topimai used the balcony next door to climb into the room. He found the body of Mr. Schmauch lying dead in his bed and the authorities were notified.

The police speculated that Mr. Schmauch had health problems and he may have been overcome by the excitement of watching the sex movie. However, his body was sent for autopsy and the German Embassy informed.

**Thetyim** · 19-12-2010, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Police speculate he died from the excitement of watching a sex movie.

Will the porn film makers be charged with murder ?

**PaulBunyon** · 19-12-2010, 07:45 PM

Looks like it was a snuff film.

**chitown** · 19-12-2010, 07:46 PM

Why would they report he was watching porn?

**Stinky** · 19-12-2010, 07:52 PM

Coz it sounds better than reporting he was having a wank

**chitown** · 19-12-2010, 07:54 PM

Why would they say either? Seems they are once again making the farang out to be an evil, nasty beast.

**Moonraker** · 19-12-2010, 07:59 PM

He must have had the DVD on repeat or something if it was still playing. Death by marathon wanking?

**Moonraker** · 19-12-2010, 08:00 PM

Or should that be suicide by marathon wanking?

The Cat · 19-12-2010, 08:00 PM

It looks like that crappy pixilated Jap porn.

**Stinky** · 19-12-2010, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by chitown

Why would they say either? Seems they are once again making the farang out to be an evil, nasty beast.

I think the Sun or the Mirror would report the same

**Bower** · 19-12-2010, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Originally Posted by chitown

Why would they say either? Seems they are once again making the farang out to be an evil, nasty beast.

I think the Sun or the Mirror would report the same

They probably would but it is not very nice for his family, hardly a startling revelation that a guy might watch a bit of porn and forget to turn it off, or that the bib put it back on ?

**Moonraker** · 19-12-2010, 08:11 PM

Is it safe to assume the dead guy is the one being pointed at? I might not have known if it wasn't for the pointing.

**Thetyim** · 19-12-2010, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Moonraker

Or should that be suicide by marathon wanking?

Difficult to tell unless there were two stiffs in the room

**Stinky** · 19-12-2010, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bower

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Originally Posted by chitown

Why would they say either? Seems they are once again making the farang out to be an evil, nasty beast.

I think the Sun or the Mirror would report the same

They probably would but it is not very nice for his family, hardly a startling revelation that a guy might watch a bit of porn and forget to turn it off, or that the bib put it back on ?

Yes shit for the family buy it's what most news papers do, they're not Known for playing it down.

**good2bhappy** · 19-12-2010, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by chitown

they are once again making the farang out to be an evil, nasty beast.

But they are don't you know.

**blue** · 19-12-2010, 08:23 PM

the thais looks pretty disgusted , maybe it was gay porn

**dirtydog** · 19-12-2010, 08:27 PM

I know this is in bad taste, but.....

**Mr Lick** · 19-12-2010, 08:43 PM

'Watching Porn for the Elderly' - A new Health & Safety initiative.

**PaulBunyon** · 19-12-2010, 08:47 PM

Someone has died in just about every hotel and condo room in Pattaya.

**nigelandjan** · 19-12-2010, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by blue

the thais looks pretty disgusted , maybe it was gay porn

or mabe some big old western munta

**Looper** · 19-12-2010, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

There was no sign of foul play

Bernard Matthews will be relieved, christmas being just around the corner and all that

Originally Posted by Bower

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Originally Posted by chitown

Why would they say either? Seems they are once again making the farang out to be an evil, nasty beast.

I think the Sun or the Mirror would report the same

They probably would but it is not very nice for his family, hardly a startling revelation that a guy might watch a bit of porn and forget to turn it off, or that the bib put it back on ?

Yes, that totally blew his story back in Munich about being in Pattaya for a cultural exposition of Sukhothai versus Lanna architecture.

**Stinky** · 19-12-2010, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Bernard Matthews will be relieved, christmas being just around the corner and all that

Doubt it, the coont died a couple of weeks ago

**SiLeakHunt** · 19-12-2010, 10:04 PM

sounds like he died happy, may his soul find peace at the great DVD stall in the sky..

Cheers

**deathstardan** · 19-12-2010, 10:15 PM

Poor old herman...RIP

He didn't know if he was cummin' or going........

I'll get my coat....

**Jools** · 19-12-2010, 10:19 PM

Amazing....a man goes to Asia's brothel and dies while watching OTHER people have sex.

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