Thread: Is This What Your Daughter Is Doing On Gap Year

Originally Posted by dirtydog

What I'd give to shag a blond again, well not 5,000baht which is what they are asking down walking street thats for sure, oh well, probably too old for those full moon parties now

Maybe you could succeed where other (far more dodgy characters and vested interests) failed - in having a cheapass full moon party on Ko larn and attracting Russike stunners, who need a seeing to as their drunken potato head boyfyriends puke in the sea from all the adulterated and overpriced booze they bought at the "party", on top of their 7:11 purchases shotgunned on the boat on the way over?

Or combing two of your concerns and start one in Jomtien. That would perk the place up a it.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

how are all those female teenagers fatties ? teenage boys will fuck anything, even whales

The only prerequisite for me at that age... "Does she have a pulse?"

I hope I never become such a miserable old sh*t that I am offended by the idea of young people having fun. Someone mentioned what miserable old sow wrote this article, that about sums it up correctly.
PS: I thought only my country was stupid enough to send 18 year olds off to die in wars but deny them a beer.

Originally Posted by BobR

I hope I never become such a miserable old sh*t that I am offended by the idea of young people having fun. Someone mentioned what miserable old sow wrote this article, that about sums it up correctly.
PS: I thought only my country was stupid enough to send 18 year olds off to die in wars but deny them a beer.

Old sow [at] 28?

Had to google Laura to read some of her other drivel (late night boredom) and came across this horrific visual... We're as swell as Nigella: What happened when we asked four writers to try that magic dress | Mail Online

None of the four writers are old. The ladies probably don't get much dew on their lilies.

Wait a minute. Help me out here. Is the Mail actually daily? Or is it just a fish wrap that gets bought by bored housewives?

I thought seppo land had the worst journalistic POS on the rack at the check out counter.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

What I'd give to shag a blond again, well not 5,000baht

ROFL. You're forgetting what british girls look like. I don't think so for 99% of them. The rest are film stars.

[at]Drummond: Whatever they're up to in KPG, it's a hell of a lot better than what these british teens are doing back home. You should do a report on saturday night in any city in GB. In any case, teens are teens, what's the big deal. If I had a daughter, I'd drill into her to use condoms. I'd say "Girl, guys would do anything to shag you. If it's condoms vs. not getting laid, they will choose condoms. Every time. Don't worry."
But then, I don't have a daughter. Working on a similar speech for my sons... I have a decade or so to refine it

Originally Posted by BobR

I hope I never become such a miserable old sh*t that I am offended by the idea of young people having fun. Someone mentioned what miserable old sow wrote this article, that about sums it up correctly.
PS: I thought only my country was stupid enough to send 18 year olds off to die in wars but deny them a beer.

I think you're missing the point BOBR. These articles are not levelled at old Thai hands. They are levelled at parents of middle class kids back in the UK. If my daughter was going to Thailand I'd ask her to skip the Full Moon parties and why? Then it would be up to her and there's probably nothing more I could do. I do however know there are victims EVERY time.
Its not the sex and the boozing that would be my main concern. Its the near fatal and fatal incidents and then there are the official extortions.
I have been there. Wild if u have never done them before. But overrated if u have been a while and not necessarily just full of youngsters just enjoying themselves but also some very nasty people.

Originally Posted by nikster

If I had a daughter, I'd drill into her to use condoms. I'd say "Girl, guys would do anything to shag you. If it's condoms vs. not getting laid, they will choose condoms. Every time. Don't worry." But then, I don't have a daughter. Working on a similar speech for my sons... I have a decade or so to refine it

If you have a son, you only have to worry about one cock. When you have a daughter, you have to worry about them all.

Thankfully, I don't have a kid yet.

^^ It's good for the economy, even if the smelly backpackers are living off 200 bahts a day.....

Adding to the melting pot....