‘ Yup, urrghh, ahem, now, lemme see, aaah, urr, ( clearing of throat ), now it seems to me all these Boeing crashes, multiple mass shootings, police killings of nigras, etseterah, are all jes’ things that just go wrong, like most things in life. Yuh jes’ have to roll with it. Shit happens, fella, shit happens’ ……quote from Albee Meathead the Third, Mayor, Fuckwitzville, Shitkickers County, Pennsylvania.

Poor Stumpy, our resident simpleton.