Thread: British tourist is left covered in blood by 20 women at Thai strip club

Following you exchanging pointless clapped out insults?

Nope.

Your last one didn’t make sense. That’s what I meant. For fuck’s sake, the entire fucking thing is pointless, you prissy twat.

Originally Posted by taxexile

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low rent drunken monger and his thunder thighed bugmunching slapper. you certainly get a better class of dross in pattaya.

honestly s.a., when you are balls deep in the "defence of pattaya" hole you have made for yourself, you really need to stop digging. you are becoming rather silly.

it is a whore infested amoral snakepit, that attracts the worst that humanity can offer, like flies to a bucket of steaming shit, and anyone living there is obviously going to be tarred with the same brush.

just as you have been.

and you can blather on and on about your neighbours, the exiled russian oligarchs and the pan european intelligentsia you obsequiously suck up to and how they all sit around the pool sipping fine french wines and discussing the works of dostoevetsky, the music of brahms, and the s and p 500, i mean come on s.a., you are a just retired desk jockey on a government pension, hardly a mover and shaker, so dont you wonder what they say behind your back?

but i digress, and we all know that the only reason any man would take up permanent or even temporary residence in pattaya or its environs, is the ready availability, round the clock, of paid for pussy. there's white pussy, black pussy, wet pussy, loose pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy, smelly pussy, hairy pussy, shaved pussy, thai pussy and of course .... the pussy that dare not speak its name ..... pussy with a cock and balls.

its pattaya for fucks sake. so be proud and own it.

This idea that Pattaya is still an oversized version of Soi 6 is getting rather outdated. Most of Pattaya is bright and modern and has been for some time. It still attracts a dodgy crowd but even that isn't an easy measure against Bangkok or Chiang Mai. The family tourists dilute the dodgy folks.

Dream on. Just like your nic is an innocent name instead of an innuendo.

^^Nobody is saying everywhere in Pattaya is like Soi 6 ffs.

How would that even be possible?

What it is - it's a repository for about 70% of the dregs of Thailand.

Amongst many other more respectable folk.

And not to be outdone, our resident effeminate seeks to blind us with his statistical whiffle woffle.

89% of farang resident in Chiang Mai are Rice Queens or their fruit flies.

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Originally Posted by BusterCherry

This idea that Pattaya is still an oversized version of Soi 6 is getting rather outdated. Most of Pattaya is bright and modern and has been for some time. It still attracts a dodgy crowd but even that isn't an easy measure against Bangkok or Chiang Mai. The family tourists dilute the dodgy folks.

You're probably wasting your time. The majority who continually voice their outdated prejudices are all people whose self esteem is bolstered by the bizarre notion their residence in the boonies or some ghastly suburban Bangkok estate automatically qualifies them as superior beings.

“ I live in a shitty village populated by halfwits where I drink myself stupid all day while occupied in my favourite pastime of staring at the fucking trees and scratching my bollocks waiting for sundown before the flying bugs force me inside to watch streaming pap on the laptop until I fall asleep to be awakened the next day by the fucking cockerels, barking dogs, clattering agricultural heath robinson machines passing along the road leading a procession of halfwits dressed like recently disinterred zombies herding the odd kwai to some distant field and fucking idiots driving at F1 speeds blasting shit music out of boom boxes on their way to the nearest town where civilisation is celebrated by a Chester’s chicken shack and a Black Canyon coffee shop ……….but at least it’s not Pattaya”

^ once again with conviction

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

I live in a shitty village populated by halfwits

Well it's more of a city, but we appreciate your candour.

“outdated prejudices (about Pattaya)”


You should team up with SoCal when he was trying to claim Pattaya beaches were the best in the world

Originally Posted by DrWilly

You should team up with SoCal when he was trying to claim Pattaya beaches were the best in the world

His way of saying that the Frozen Veggies was "Home prepared from Local Produce".

Get with it !

Originally Posted by BusterCherry

This idea that Pattaya is still an oversized version of Soi 6 is getting rather outdated. Most of Pattaya is bright and modern and has been for some time. It still attracts a dodgy crowd but even that isn't an easy measure against Bangkok or Chiang Mai. The family tourists dilute the dodgy folks.

what family tourists? smelly ragheads and bobbleheads and their fat wives? obese tattooed euro chavs and their whining brats? stubbly brits bringing their bandy legged ex bargirl wives to thailand from wolverhampton, dagenham or sunderland?

pattaya is, was and always will be home, either temporary or permanent to the low rent, and in particular the beans on toast brits, the knackwurst krauts and the beach road droolers whose limited appetites are deservedly served by the local chickenheads who are well versed in the art of fleecing.

Poor Tax, so out of touch he probably isn’t aware he’s lost half his teeth.

According to the PBT, 12.9 million Thai visited Chonburi and Pattaya last year.

Which simply confirms what I’ve been saying for the past few years.

The majority of foreign tourists to Pattaya, scarcely more than 1.2 million, comprise mostly Russian families, tour groups from ASEAN, India and Turkey and of course the lower end, ditch digging, blue collar trash geriatrics from Europe and England who confine themselves to the ghettoes no one else visits.

Poor Tax, wraps himself up in his tatty bathchair blanket of outworn prejudices and munches gummily away on his Yorkshire parkin blind to the reality that his Yorkshire is but a mirage of illusions masking the grubby poverty of an ever expanding demographic of benefit addicts, criminals, whores, delinquent youth and drink sodden dullards infesting every city, from Leeds to Sheffield, thieving, shoplifting, robbing and pilfering their way through an increasingly futile life smothered in debt and alcoholism.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

once again with conviction

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Poor Tax, so out of touch he probably isn’t aware he’s lost half his teeth.

According to the PBT, 12.9 million Thai visited Chonburi and Pattaya last year.

Which simply confirms what I’ve been saying for the past few years.

The majority of foreign tourists to Pattaya, scarcely more than 1.2 million, comprise mostly Russian families, tour groups from ASEAN, India and Turkey and of course the lower end, ditch digging, blue collar trash geriatrics from Europe and England who confine themselves to the ghettoes no one else visits.

Poor Tax, wraps himself up in his tatty bathchair blanket of outworn prejudices and munches gummily away on his Yorkshire parkin blind to the reality that his Yorkshire is but a mirage of illusions masking the grubby poverty of an ever expanding demographic of benefit addicts, criminals, whores, delinquent youth and drink sodden dullards infesting every city, from Leeds to Sheffield, thieving, shoplifting, robbing and pilfering their way through an increasingly futile life smothered in debt and alcoholism.

there you go, you're getting it

s.a.

ever expanding demographic of benefit addicts, criminals, whores, delinquent youth and drink sodden dullards infesting every city,

thats more thailand, and in particular pattaya, than yorkshire, but then again what would you know, living next door to thaksin, conversing with mr. boon rawd by the pool, sharing a packet of pork scratchings with old lord drainpipe of cholmondeley, your mate from the foreign office and admiring your stamp collection, a gift from the shah of persia, whose boots were well licked by your old man on his many taxpayer funded junkets to teheran.

so thanks, but no thanks. i'll take the down to earth no nonsense folk of yorkshire any time.

p.s. one of the shahs savak torturers was a patient of mine in london. he looked like the prison governor from "midnight express". i think he eventually gained asylum in the uk. maybe you knew him.

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Tax, there are 2.6 million full time scroungers currently receiving UK sickness benefits, most of them are northern tykes or the Welsh.

Britain is a glorified sink estate, and since Brexit the lumpen lower classes have increased their grip on society as the educational infrastructure has imploded, the entire road network crumbles, the NHS is in crisis killing thousands through neglect, the justice system has ceased to function with cases delayed by years, prisons are back to Victorian standards, the rivers are just sewage channels into coastal waters that are no more than cesspits, public transport is an expensive dysfunctional farce that costs more to be subsidised now than it did when it was nationalised and knife attacks are an epidemic among adults and children alike.


And after 13 years of Tory incompetence Labour is coming back to take away your money.

Actually, Thailand isn’t so bad in comparison, is it, eh Tax?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Actually, Thailand isn’t so bad in comparison, is it, eh Tax?

Enjoying this back and forth between SA and Tax.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

I live in a shitty village populated by halfwits where I drink myself stupid all day while occupied in my favourite pastime of staring at the fucking trees and scratching my bollocks waiting for sundown before the flying bugs force me inside to watch streaming pap on the laptop until I fall asleep to be awakened the next day by the fucking cockerels, barking dogs, clattering agricultural heath robinson machines passing along the road leading a procession of halfwits dressed like recently disinterred zombies herding the odd kwai to some distant field and fucking idiots driving at F1 speeds blasting shit music out of boom boxes on their way to the nearest town where civilisation is celebrated by a Chester’s chicken shack and a Black Canyon coffee shop

Its funny SA in that clearly this is a deflection to make it seem like anywhere outside shithole Pattaya is worse. FWIIW I am never in my house at sundown, in fact I am just as much busy outside in the evening as I am in the morning. I would much prefer a few dogs barking and early morning roosters crowing versus ambulance sirens blaring virtually 24/7 to pick up beaten foreigners, jumpers, assaults, katoey beatings, alcohol poisioning and the foreigner that ran his scooter into a pole and died. Additionally alcohol consumption is the hallmark of Pattaya, its what they count on. Drink goat piss all day then go find a bar with hookers at night to take home...Rinse and repeat 7 days a week, 365 days a year. But wait...your Wongamat condo made in the 60's is above all that???. Your posting demeanor tells a tale. Rant on as you will. While you think you are clever, you are a trapped duck in a pond with 1 wing. Its like living in a ghetto and you simply can't get out.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

.but at least it’s not Pattaya”

Amen to that.

A bit defensive there, Stumpy.

“ You probably think this song is about you……you’re so vain “

I do love seppos, they’re so, well, just so easy.

Har, har.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

A bit defensive there, Stumpy.

“ You probably think this song is about you……you’re so vain “

I do love seppos, they’re so, well, just so easy.

Har, har.

Not defensive at all. Just facts which you seem to struggle with. But I understand.

Carry on SA. Posters enjoy the laugh.

Plus googling for Carly Simon's nipples.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Plus googling for Carly Simon's nipples.

Ohhh. A reply worth reading.







Bet that was a 1972 best seller in the 14 to 16 year old male demographic.

^^ Wow, nice one Cyrille!

I just hope my search history isn't logged by this company.

^ The original cover sans sweater is oddly found at 'double ended big black dildo Korat'.