The reason for the fucking rant is their spastic logic that insults the intelligence of anyone seized of a fucking functioning brain which of course now seems to exclude you Tax as you clearly are struggling to overcome the challenge of your incipient dementia and no doubt that of your fellow clog wearing, tripe guzzling, whippet fucking northern tykes with whom you must now be cloistered amid the ghastliness of a lockdown in the lee of Scarstwattingthorpe's colliery.