You have a bizarre grasp of the world.

No court in the world is going to believe the word of an unformed itinerant waif living in precarious circumstances in favour of a professional law enforcement officer who has established a chain of evidence linking the girl with the crime.

" He forced me to sign, he said if I didn't the world would end and I would be deported for not signing for a delivery...." for fuck's sake. Yep, happened all the time to me in my previous rental condos. Fucking queue a mile long every morning with FedEx, UPS, Kerry and the Royal Thai mail couriers all lined up by my postbox demanding I have to sign for the mail for Tiddlypongpatpalloptwat who rented the gaff three years before I moved in.

Are you drinking early Lom?"