Thread: Man Bleeds to Death After Yanking Tooth

My phobia of dentists was caused when i was a nipper; my gran often looked after me when mum went to work. One day gran had to see her dentist, and there being no-one else to look after me, I had to go along too. So there I was, sitting in the corner of the dentist's surgery watching the proceedings intently....dentist told gran to "open wide" and then put his hand in her mouth and removed her full set of dentures..... I had no idea what dentures were. The locals were then entertained by the dentist running down the street in his white coat trying to catch a screaming 4 year old running for his life.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Yes,

I hate the Dentist as well Pats, do you have any Valium left over. ?

No, i don't actually take them on a daily basis. The dentist has his own cache, which he doles out.

One time he overdosed me and i fell asleep!! I guess it's coz i'm not used to taking drugs anymore. And he numbs my gums big time too. And gives me extra strength pain killers for when it all wears off.

So, high as a kite on the bus home and then high as a kite again a few hours later. My ex used to make a sort of gum numbing poltice out of marijuana as well, which didn't work too well because i would get the roaring munchies and not be able to chew!!

Oh the joys of going to the dentist....

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Don't worry Pats,

The way legislation is moving you will soon be able to pop down the 7-11 and get some.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

So, is it vascular dementia or the other sort you are suffering from?

Well, dear boy...It seems you were the one who "stroked out" at Gulliver's...And then again on the BTS...

You are thegent, na?...It was laughable when you reinvented yourself as SeekingTheNuthouse...Everybody had you pegged as soon as you opened yer yap...

What the fook was the point of that?...Hell's bells, man...Don't ever leave us again, thegent...You are da man!...

Heh...

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Hey check out Thegents new nik.

What it really refers to is " Seeking-ass " .

Nasty old closet queen he is, know wonder he is permanently pissed off.

Afterwards, great. I go off into lala land. The best is getting the bus home, drugged up to the eyeballs and drooling and talking to yourself.

If your dentist is treating you with intravenous diazepam or even oral diazepam in a dosage strong enough to sedate you and yet raises no objections to you to returning home unaccompanied using public transport then he is both unprofessional and negligent.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Yes,

I hate the Dentist as well Pats, do you have any Valium left over. ?

SWIM says the ones they sell along Sukhumvit near Nana for 250 Baht are surprisingly real.

Mine were Swiss, and he added them to the bill.

Much more than 250 baht!!