This would be funny if it wasn't true...
Several years ago at my local Immigration office. 'The Witch' as we liked to call her, upon checking my bank book, proceeded to bend it back and forth until it stayed open on the relevant page. She then took out a magnifying glass, pencil and 'post it' sticker.
In one hand the pencil and the other hand the glass. Started to tick off the days my money had been in the account!
This same Biatch helps others more unfortunate than myself...
"I can hell you with visa."
"No money, we can give you for 20,000 baht."
What about 'seasoning' the money for 90 days?"
"No ploplem!"
She once said to the wife and I. " I only try hell you."
"You're giving me hell." I replied.