^^ In all seriousness - let's say (for example) that a couple of weeks ago I licked a woman that may not have been clean - could that cause it?
Have a green and give us a kiss you old queen.Originally Posted by DrB0b
^have you shaved?
I think not.Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
All you need to say is your travel plans have been disrupted because your thai girlfriend is ill that is if you have not already been given a 7 day extension
ok, then the answer is yes.Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
undoubtedly.Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
next time avoid licking out SLAGDOGS!
you are scaring yourself, scamp.
highly unlikely, imo.
I remember when my Father had a heart attack many years ago. I flew to Thailand and stayed with him whilst he recovered(3 months). I came on 30 days as I literally downed tools in the UK and took the first flight to Thailand. I took my Dad's medical certificate to the embassy had it stamped and went to see a senior officer in Suan Phlu. He served me whisky and stamped my passport for 2 months extended stay, gave me his card and told me if I needed longer call him.
My point is that if you can say you are caring for a relative there is a lot of leeway here.
^ dont encourage him. he will end up in a cell.
that could be considered a good thing.....Originally Posted by pai nai ma
and no internet connection for him then either....
Thanks all you good good people who replied (people not chimpanzees), the painful sting of 1,790 baht for medication, antibiotics, throat spray and injection in the bum seems to have done the trick - I may have missed the TV van to Patters but I think I can make my own way down and interview some ladyboys after all.
That's good news, i'll have plenty of time. She's too good for me as it is so the last thing I want to do is put her through the agony of what I was going through this morning, she won't be able to swallow. I did Google it myself but Maddie's better at it than me, it's all about keywords see.Originally Posted by Yahoo answers - courtesy of bkkmadness
Have a great weekend everyone.
"I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."
George Carlin
hmmm, quite agree, but dont take it to heart mate!Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
I combined the words 'tonsillitis' and 'kissing' on google.
A stroke of genius.
So this thread has now changed from "How do I get a visa extension?" to "Have I got the clap?"
Can we get back to the subject of fish?
Anyway, I believe the 'discretionary' 7 day extensions for 1900 baht are not as easy to obtain as they used to be.
You, sir, are a God among men....
Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.
So when you doing your visa run then TGS?
As you say, many years ago. Won't happen these days.Originally Posted by good2bhappy
Yep, HIV is a possibility Scamp, especially if you managed to get tonsillitis just from a quick munch, who knows where that thing has been.
I agree, the only moral thing to do is get a test and 3 months abstinence.
I woulda said the only moral thing to do is hari kari!Originally Posted by bkkmadness
You can't get HIV from a munch unless you are very unlucky and there are little cuts or wounds involved - besides, the tonsilitis came 2 weeks after and was mostly caused by fatigue or reusing water bottles. The most likely nasty you will get from a nosh is herpes which will manifest within 2 days as tiny paper cuts in the hinges of the lips... Cold sores.
Scaremongering is for TV chaps.
So why ask us the question to somethign you already know?Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
How exactly do you become so fatigued Scamp?
I hope you did not get that tonsilitis in a BJ bar
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