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**DrB0b** · 18-09-2008, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I don't need Dr Knobheads help with anything, I can do it myself .

First time for everything. Hope they kick you out you obnoxious cnut

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-09-2008, 11:27 AM

^^ In all seriousness - let's say (for example) that a couple of weeks ago I licked a woman that may not have been clean - could that cause it?

Originally Posted by DrB0b

First time for everything. Hope they kick you out you obnoxious cnut

Have a green and give us a kiss you old queen.

**DrB0b** · 18-09-2008, 11:28 AM

^have you shaved?

**pai nai ma** · 18-09-2008, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^^ In all seriousness - let's say (for example) that a couple of weeks ago I licked a woman that may not have been clean - could that cause it?

I think not.

**gjbkk** · 18-09-2008, 11:29 AM

All you need to say is your travel plans have been disrupted because your thai girlfriend is ill that is if you have not already been given a 7 day extension

**kingwilly** · 18-09-2008, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

and if I get a reply on this page then I don't need to start a thread on it.

ok, then the answer is yes.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

In all seriousness - let's say (for example) that a couple of weeks ago I licked a woman that may not have been clean - could that cause it?

undoubtedly.

next time avoid licking out SLAGDOGS!

**pai nai ma** · 18-09-2008, 11:42 AM

you are scaring yourself, scamp.

highly unlikely, imo.

**good2bhappy** · 18-09-2008, 11:47 AM

I remember when my Father had a heart attack many years ago. I flew to Thailand and stayed with him whilst he recovered(3 months). I came on 30 days as I literally downed tools in the UK and took the first flight to Thailand. I took my Dad's medical certificate to the embassy had it stamped and went to see a senior officer in Suan Phlu. He served me whisky and stamped my passport for 2 months extended stay, gave me his card and told me if I needed longer call him.
My point is that if you can say you are caring for a relative there is a lot of leeway here.

**pai nai ma** · 18-09-2008, 11:57 AM

^ dont encourage him. he will end up in a cell.

**kingwilly** · 18-09-2008, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by pai nai ma

^ dont encourage him. he will end up in a cell.

that could be considered a good thing.....

and no internet connection for him then either....

bkkmadness · 18-09-2008, 12:33 PM

tonsillitis kissing - Google Search

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-09-2008, 12:55 PM

Thanks all you good good people who replied (people not chimpanzees), the painful sting of 1,790 baht for medication, antibiotics, throat spray and injection in the bum seems to have done the trick - I may have missed the TV van to Patters but I think I can make my own way down and interview some ladyboys after all.

Originally Posted by Yahoo answers - courtesy of bkkmadness

I believe with tonsilltis and strep throat that 2 days after taking the medication youre no longer contagious. So I think you should be fine if youve been taking the medicine for more than 2 days. But if you want to be safe avoid the kissing.

That's good news, i'll have plenty of time. She's too good for me as it is so the last thing I want to do is put her through the agony of what I was going through this morning, she won't be able to swallow. I did Google it myself but Maddie's better at it than me, it's all about keywords see.

Have a great weekend everyone.

**kingwilly** · 18-09-2008, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I did Google it myself but Maddie's better at it than me, it's all about a basic level of intelligence, see.

hmmm, quite agree, but dont take it to heart mate!

bkkmadness · 18-09-2008, 06:30 PM

I combined the words 'tonsillitis' and 'kissing' on google.

A stroke of genius.

**Gerbil** · 18-09-2008, 07:47 PM

So this thread has now changed from "How do I get a visa extension?" to "Have I got the clap?"

Can we get back to the subject of fish?

Anyway, I believe the 'discretionary' 7 day extensions for 1900 baht are not as easy to obtain as they used to be.

**English Noodles** · 18-09-2008, 08:05 PM

So when you doing your visa run then TGS?

**EmperorTud** · 18-09-2008, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

My point is that if you can say you are caring for a relative there is a lot of leeway here.

As you say, many years ago. Won't happen these days.

**DrAndy** · 18-09-2008, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

and if I get a reply on this page then I don't need to start a thread on it.

ok, then the answer is yes.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

In all seriousness - let's say (for example) that a couple of weeks ago I licked a woman that may not have been clean - could that cause it?

undoubtedly.

next time avoid licking out SLAGDOGS!

bloody right Scampy

nowadays you should wear a full body condom to protect yourself from HIV

the exchange of body fluids includes saliva, better get yourself to a clinic and not have sex for 3 months

bkkmadness · 18-09-2008, 10:00 PM

Yep, HIV is a possibility Scamp, especially if you managed to get tonsillitis just from a quick munch, who knows where that thing has been.

I agree, the only moral thing to do is get a test and 3 months abstinence.

**kingwilly** · 18-09-2008, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

I agree, the only moral thing to do is get a test and 3 months abstinence.

I woulda said the only moral thing to do is hari kari!

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 19-09-2008, 12:36 PM

You can't get HIV from a munch unless you are very unlucky and there are little cuts or wounds involved - besides, the tonsilitis came 2 weeks after and was mostly caused by fatigue or reusing water bottles. The most likely nasty you will get from a nosh is herpes which will manifest within 2 days as tiny paper cuts in the hinges of the lips... Cold sores.

Scaremongering is for TV chaps.

**kingwilly** · 19-09-2008, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

You can't get HIV from a munch unless you are very unlucky and there are little cuts or wounds involved - besides, the tonsilitis came 2 weeks after and was mostly caused by fatigue or reusing water bottles. The most likely nasty you will get from a nosh is herpes which will manifest within 2 days as tiny paper cuts in the hinges of the lips... Cold sores.

So why ask us the question to somethign you already know?

bkkmadness · 19-09-2008, 01:58 PM

How exactly do you become so fatigued Scamp?

**Sir Burr** · 19-09-2008, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

How exactly do you become so fatigued Scamp?

Continual pressing of the zoom-in, zoom-out function button.

**gjbkk** · 19-09-2008, 02:45 PM

I hope you did not get that tonsilitis in a BJ bar

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