I need a CELTA qualified teacher

[hallelujah]

Right to work in the EU

Wanting to work in a beautiful part of Europe

Experience with YLs and teens preferable

MUST HAVE A CELTA or equivalent

[Joe 90]

Sign me up mate, I'm in!

Could do with living your lifestyle

[Joe 90]

Is this the qualification I need?

[hallelujah]

Mate, you've got a job...

Cleaning the toilets!

[hallelujah]

Is this the qualification I need?

Nope.

And you wouldn't pass that anyway.

[hallelujah]

Could do with living your lifestyle

You should see the week I've had, mate,

It's been grim beyond belief.

I mean really fucking grim.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow but even as I'm typing to you, I am still working.

I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

[DrWilly]

Yeah, I’ve had a couple of days like that. Golf the. 6 hours of boozing

[Joe 90]

You should see the week I've had, mate,

It's been grim beyond belief.

I mean really fucking grim.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow but even as I'm typing to you, I am still working.

I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

Fvck that for a game of soldiers!

I want less hours not more and a all expenses paid 3 hour liquid lunch break to console myself from my tyrannical 4 day week.

[Joe 90]

Nope.

And you wouldn't pass that anyway.

I'll have you know I have a CSE in woodwork!

[Joe 90]

Mate, you've got a job...

Cleaning the toilets!

I'm not doing Cyrilles old job!

[Joe 90]

Yeah, I’ve had a couple of days like that. Golf the. 6 hours of boozing

That sounds more like it!

[happynz]

Apparently, if I invested €2 million in Cyprus, I could have an EU recognized passport. If I had €2 million, I wouldn't be looking for a teaching job, lol.

[Mendip]

I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

Man up! My standard working week is a minimum of 84 hours, usually ends up over 90.

[DrWilly]

Twice a year… then 8 months off… divided into 48 weeks what does it average?

[DrWilly]

Apparently, if I invested €2 million in Cyprus, I could have an EU recognized passport. If I had €2 million, I wouldn't be looking for a teaching job, lol.

way too much,

try this one.

Saint Kitts & Nevis Citizenship by Investment

[pickel]

^
When did St. Kitts join the EU?

[cyrille]

You'll have to excuse him - he's Australian.

[malmomike77]

So is Hal a top notch education consultant looking to TD for recruits. Who the fuk would employ him in the first place.

[Mendip]

Twice a year… then 8 months off… divided into 48 weeks what does it average?

Why 48 weeks, out of curiosity? My years are generally 52 weeks long.

Anyway, I've noticed a lot of misconception about my work ethic, so to put things straight...

I have two more trips planned this year, which is shaping up to be around 175 days of offshore work, so...

175 x 12 = 2100 hours
2100/52 = 40.4 weekly average for the year.

And that's only offshore work, and my shifts are usually longer than 12 hours.

I much prefer to concentrate my work into offshore trips so that I can maintain a full time job and still get 6 or 7 months off a year.

[cyrille]

So it's by choice, and that makes sense.

Actually, it looks bloody good.

That wasn't quite what you posted, was it.

That's what you got picked up on.

[DrWilly]

^^ most folks that work full time get at least 4 weeks a year holidays. (Obviously, not teachers, but real workers).

[DrWilly]

^^^ does that 175 include travel days via Sukhumvit?

[Mendip]

^ No, I get paid travel days but on the assumption that I travel directly from/to home.

I need to work on this.

[hallelujah]

looking to TD for recruits.

Admittedly, it's a long shot, but you get all sorts in Thailand: ex-SAS in every bar for example.

Who the fuk would employ him in the first place.

You know, funnily enough, I don't often post on here during the week cos I get my head down and actually do some work!

[hallelujah]

which is shaping up to be around 175 days of offshore work

Is that what they call these passport runs down Nana these days?