Thread: Quotes

"When you were born, you cried and everybody else was happy. The only question that matters is this: When you die, will YOU be happy when everybody else is crying?"
~Tony Campolo~

"No easy problem ever comes to the President of the United States. If they are easy to solve, somebody else has solved them."
~John F. Kennedy~

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill

"Believe you are defeated, believe it long enough, and it is likely to become a fact."

~Norman Vincent Peale~

"What better way to sneak a virus into this country than to give it to Mexicans?...Get it going real good and hot south of the border, then just spread a rumor that there's construction jobs available."
-- radio host Neal Boortz
"Make no mistake about it. Illegal aliens are carriers of the new strain of human swine avian flu from Mexico... Could this be a terrorist attack...?"
-- radio host Michael Savage

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

George Bernard Shaw

ChiangMai noon: "just a leave of absence"

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.


-John Kenneth Galbraith

"The Republicans failed over the last few years. They spent too much money. They weren't responsive. They didn't clean up bureaucratic messes. The country got tired of them."

~Newt Gingrich~

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.

~Henry Kissinger

You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman. ~Jane Galvin Lewis

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
~Mae West.~

"Dick Cheney was supposed to be here but he is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled 'How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People'"

Barack Obama

"Under torture you say not only what the inquisitor wants, but also what you imagine might please him.
~Umberto Eco~

The men the American public admire most extravagently are the most daring liars, the men they detest the most are those that tell the truth.

H. L. Mencken

An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality.
A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations.
A mathematician doesn't care.

"The legend of mistakes made by our government in Iraq have cost us 4,300 lives, over 40,000 wounded and over 300,000 post-traumatic stress cases. It has cost us hundreds of billions of dollars."

-Col. David Hunt-

"As you may know, we are independent thinkers here."

-Talking Points/Bill O'Reilly-

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

George Carlin

"who wants to slap about 69,498,215 people?" - Anon

O'REILLY: "I make sure, personally make sure, that throughout the week we have equal representation of conservative, liberal, Democrat, Republican. OK, I mean, if you have been watching the show I've been doing this now into our thirteenth year, and we have voices, and they're equal. "
June 2009 (10 Shows) Republicans - 57 | Democrats - 15

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Originally Posted by Lambik

O'REILLY: "I make sure, personally make sure, that throughout the week we have equal representation of conservative, liberal, Democrat, Republican. OK, I mean, if you have been watching the show I've been doing this now into our thirteenth year, and we have voices, and they're equal. "
June 2009 (10 Shows) Republicans - 57 | Democrats - 15

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Interesting and enlightening statistics. Thank you.