This is without a doubt the best thread in issues!
This is without a doubt the best thread in issues!
Introducing 'Pocket Obama': Must-have Anthology of Obama Quotes
This is a tiny, pocket-sized book filled with "quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings."
According to its creators, "It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times."
A Deplorable Bitter Clinger
The new poster child for the Republican Party, Sarah Palin recently had a discussion with Virginia’s Attorney General Bob McDonnell and a Moose, about starting a PAC (Political Action Committee).
SARAH PALIN: Hey Bob, you think I could come down to Virginia and speak some time? Also?
BOB MCDONNELL: Uh, yeah. Sure, Sarah. Come on by any time.
SARAH: Well, you know, I'm all the way up here in Alaska. Also. So... it's kinda costly, also.
BOB: Oh, wow. Really? Geez. That's a shame. I hadn't thought of that. Well, any time you're in the neighborhood, you know?
Later...
SARAH: Todd, how can I make other people pay for indulging my political habit? Not just the clothes this time, either. Bob McDonald, the guy from... was it West Virginia, or East Virginia? He wants me to come down there real bad, also.
TODD: You're already governor, Sarah. Use tax money for it. Take the state plane.
SARAH: I did that and it didn't work, remember? They're making me pay it back. Who else has ideas, for which people are so hungry in this great country of ours? How about you, passing moose?
MOOSE: You could start a PAC, and then you could use the PAC money to reimburse the state. And as governor, you could even set the rate at which you have to reimburse, and cut yourself a break. Then you could get people like Bob to invite you to Virginia to talk about "energy issues" in your "capacity" as governor, and you could schedule a PAC fundraiser for later that night, and get the state to pay part of the tab because of the "official" part of the trip.
SARAH: You're one smart f’ing moose! Also! Now, get in my belly!
**BLAM!**
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
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