Thread: Australian Federal Election 2025

The 2025 Australian federal election will be held on or before 17 May 2025.

The incumbent Leftie Labor government of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will be seeking re-election to a second term in office, opposed by the conservative Liberal/National Coalition under Leader of the Opposition, egg-headed Bond-villain-esque former Queensland copper Peter Dutton.

Let the fun and games begin.

Originally Posted by Looper

The incumbent Leftie Labor government of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese

Originally Posted by Looper

the conservative Liberal/National Coalition under Leader of the Opposition, egg-headed Bond-villain-esque former Queensland copper Peter Dutton.

I spy a newscorp style description

I like to look at it as lefty albanese govt who has not sold off public assets to cronies vs dutton the neo nazi potato head who fondles gina rheinharts balls

He’s sold the entire country off to the staggering debt which will need to be paid.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

He’s sold the entire country off to the staggering debt which will need to be paid.

who has sold what to who ? and who has the money ?

Chinese AI declares Albanese the 'better' choice for PM

China’s shiny, new artificial intelligence chatbot, DeepSeek, has revealed which Australian political leader would be preferred by Communist Party General Secretary Xi Jinping.

China’s newly-developed artificial intelligence service, DeepSeek, has declared that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese would be a far more beneficial leader—from the perspective of Chinese national interests.

The artificial intelligence chatbot, which adheres to the Chinese Communist Party’s strict propaganda laws, has resoundingly endorsed Mr Albanese.



Prompted by Sky News as to which Australian leader would better serve the interests of China, the chatbot labelled Mr Albanese as Beijing’s number one guy.

Nocookies | Sky News Australia

Originally Posted by baldrick

who has sold what to who ? and who has the money ?

Gosh, it’s a real big mystery…

Originally Posted by Looper

Chinese AI declares Albanese the 'better' choice for PM

China’s shiny, new artificial intelligence chatbot, DeepSeek, has revealed which Australian political leader would be preferred by Communist Party General Secretary Xi Jinping.

China’s newly-developed artificial intelligence service, DeepSeek, has declared that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese would be a far more beneficial leader—from the perspective of Chinese national interests.

The artificial intelligence chatbot, which adheres to the Chinese Communist Party’s strict propaganda laws, has resoundingly endorsed Mr Albanese.



Prompted by Sky News as to which Australian leader would better serve the interests of China, the chatbot labelled Mr Albanese as Beijing’s number one guy.

Nocookies | Sky News Australia

Yeah, nice avoidance of the reality that half of the Labor government employees directly receive benefits and are beholden to the CCP masters and much more than just a single media entity are now owned by Chinese investors.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

the reality that half of the Labor government employees directly receive benefits and are beholden to the CCP masters and much more than just a single media entity are now owned by Chinese investors.

that is because I do not believe this . maybe you could tell me some of this information and where the evidence is ?

How many people make up half of the Labor government employees? The CCP appear to be doing very well in Australia. I didn't think Australians were that stupid. I thought they were clever folks.

You don’t have to believe it

Chinese political donations to NSW Labor to be investigated by corruption watchdog | Independent Commission Against Corruption | The Guardian

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Why not just answer a straightforward question?

Originally Posted by baldrick

who has sold what to who ? and who has the money ?

A story from six years ago about an investigation being started plus a link that can't be used to access anything doesn't really cut it.

Willy doesn't 'do' answering directly.

I should have known he'd be a Lib. Do you support Trump, Willy ?

Dutton's mob should win. We're in the strong man era. Pretending to be strong can be enough. The last thing I want to see is feminists determining an Australian government..

Originally Posted by cyrille

Why not just answer a straightforward question?



A story from six years ago about an investigation being started plus a link that can't be used to access anything doesn't really cut it.

phaaark me, you’re more one eyed than a collingwood supporter

its not one story, it’s three. And that’s just the times they go caught. Buying the party and buying individuals.

face it, Labor owe and are owned by the CCP

albanese is a died in the wool, card carrying socialist. I work too hard for my money to be given to hippie cloths wearing dole bludgers!



ETA: however, while I earn USD I rake it in with the exchange rate so perhaps Labor is doing something right, eh? Looking forward to 2:1.

fuck it, I might even send in a postal vote for them

Originally Posted by Salsa dancer

Willy doesn't 'do' answering directly.

I should have known he'd be a Lib. Do you support Trump, Willy ?

might have know a dole bludging, fiancé scamming, short armed skint toad like you would be. Labor voter. Do you have a multicoloured knitted woolly cap too?

Socialism is a good thing

It really isn’t.

list what services do you think should be run by the government ?

hospitals ?
police ?
fire response ?
water ?
electricity ?
internet ?
health ?
old age care ?
roads ?
education ?

relevant to Australia also

Originally Posted by DrWilly

It really isn’t.

There seem to be more and more passengers these days (i.e. people not working). This makes it difficult to keep taxes down and stop a slow drift to a more socialistic economy.

for those that are interested and have an attention span that stretches to 45 minutes

a selection of topics

Punter Explains - YouTube

What's going to happen to the Teal MPs? Weren't they leftie women pretending to be Tories? I hope the former Queensland policeman cleans some of them out.

Originally Posted by 39TG

Weren't they leftie women pretending to be Tories?

they were conservatives who did not deny climate change - unlike your queensland potato headed copper mate

he is going to solve the housing crisis by not allowing immigrants to come to build houses , and solve the electricity price crisis by building nuclear power stations in 2040 which will be run by international corporations

he seems to be engaging in cunnilingus with gina the hutt