First 100 dats?

Keir can't make up his mind which freebies he's allowed but he can decide for his cabitnet

He givs Sue Gray £170k job, which is more than his salary, or not if you add in the freebies which might be where she got the number from. Didn't last long as he's sacked her for his poor judgement

What has the Govt achieved? well. The rumour mill has been wheeling away over Rachel's budget. She's ruled out income tax, VAT and NI changed the financial genius she is. She's exposed a £22Bn black hole the conservatives left but she contributed £9Bn to that. So what can she go after? well the high earners and rich retirees are busy giving away their assets, Non-doms are leaving and the weakthy self mades are moving the domicile abroad. Oh and that stroke of genius on the private school VAT well thats 10,000 extta govt school places Keir the cvnt neds to find in an already stretched system - fukin genius

No foreign policy? Oh yes Idi Amin's long lost love child David Lammy has given away and insignificant archipeligo in the Idian Ocean we've been haning on to which our closest allies the Mercan use as a base. Oh no, its safe we have a 99 year leave. Yep the Chinkies are laughing their tits off as they own Mauritius. So is ther any knock on effect to this idiotic capitulation, nah, of course Spain won't feel emboldened to add Gib as a bargaining chip in Keirs so called EU reset, Arg won't reinvigorate their denands. You honistly could not make this shit up.

Did i mention Ed nasal Miliband, a politician so useless we'd all forgot he existed, no Keir didn't, he's plugged him in to ruin the country's industrial (whats left of it) legacy. The North Sea, nah fuk them they are gone. Almost a delicious irony given the SNP crawling up Labour's arse for over a decade. No support for our remaining refineries. No fuk em, we'll juts by it all from aboard and be held hostage.

Make our own steeel, fuk that, its no net zero. Instead we'll carbon capture and make absolutely no fukin differnec wit the 2 million tonnes we "capture" at a cost of ........£22Bn , does that number sound familier....

How will we pay for all this? No pensions, Rache; has decided that is too dificult and will fuk up our already fukd up investment industry, Ah Pensioners .....yes, lets save £300M in winter fuel allowance at a labour estimate of 4,00 old people carking it.

So does all this look grown up conherent government? who knows, has anyone seen Keir lately after Glasses Gate. Just joking he was in the commons todays rambling on in that drone about Israel, another situation him and his

Well Rachel was also considering re-wording how certain debt instruments are treated but its been pointed out that this could push up Govt borrowing costs, the Treasury you see run the show, does that sound familiar

Tune in later this month for further developments. Keir might have made a decision by then.