A while back I was in my livingroom room and I kept hearing loud scraping sounds comming from the master bedroom. I thought someone was trying to break into the house.

I pulled the Sig out of the quick safe and snuck out the front door and made my way around the house.
Much to my surprise their were two steers in the back yard. One was grazing on the grass next to the house. Its horns were scraping the side of the house . They had escaped from my niebors pasture. What a relief.