Originally Posted by
dirk diggler
We've already got some.
No, you haven't got any opium. What you do have, however, is Western Europes biggest problem with diacetylmorphine.
Your towns and cities are awash with the shit, and why? Because your country is the seeping, festering arsehole of Western Europe. Not because of the Sassenach in Westminster as you'd so like to believe, but because your people are the most dour, miserable, defeatist, depressive, bunch of sorry-sad-sack-teat-suckling, small man syndrome, sectarian cunts to have ever disgraced the face of the planet.
To top off your national pass time of injecting smack you also have the worst diet in western europe, the highest rate of alcohol abuse, the highest obesity rate and the highest rate of state dependance.
You are a fucking joke of a people and nation. I heartily look forward to the day you vote "Yes", and thus begin your inevitable spiral back toward the state of filthy, blue painted, stone-hut dwelling heathen savagery you wallowed in for centuries - before the English semi-civilised you ungrateful barbarian pale skinned freckly ginger cunts.
You offer us absolutely fuck all! You're an irritating, costly, miserably ungrateful millstone around our necks! Your sense of entitlement is fucking staggering, you enjoy special privileges within the union because you're such a bunch of feckless wankers, yet you still have the gall to try and bite the hand that feeds you? Fuck right off you scrounging baghead deep fried mars bar eating unhealthy fucks.
Go on, get to fuck you sweaty sock cunts - we don't need, like, nor want you as part of our nation.