Why is everyone laughing? This is the absolute epitome of the behaviour of Evangelical Christian fuckwits. Look how they are falling over themselves to run away from Drump's marriages and sex abuse while proclaiming he is the second coming of a middle-eastern terrorist!Originally Posted by bsnub
Xtian play book 101 (check out what Pence has done in office for reference):
1. Do something completely unacceptable to everyone else
2. Think "Forgive me, imaginary friend"
3. Believe you're forgiven and everyone else is therefore required to put up with your shit
4. Tell everyone else how bad they are, because they don't do what you think they should
5. If called out, say the person is persecuting you, or doesn't understand Christianity, or is cynical or some shit
6. Repeat