They're ALL mad, Simon.
There is 'mad', and there is 'stark-staring fcuking bonkers'. My ex fitted neatly into the latter category.

Seriously though - the Nai Yang/Airport area is very nice. I wandered up to Mai Khao beach yesterday about 3pm. I stood on the beach and looked south and looked north - about 3km in total distance. Not a single person to be seen on the golden sands....

Simon