Pattaya Maprachan - Birdie Bar and bad news

[dirtydog]

So the old rowing competition was on today in Maprachan but on the way back I thought I would sample one of the bars on Pattayas darkside, now they got some real great ones like the Butterfly Bar or Black Pearl 2, and they got some real cruddy ones, this one is listed under "Cruddy", the girls are all older than your parents, well not blackgangs parents but they are bloody old, hell, I was the youngest person in the bar and I was the only one not trying to prostitute myself.

But i got some real bad news to tell you all, it aint so bad for me as I have another 12 or more years to go, but speaking to the girls there once a guy gets to 55 his knob don't work no more, yep the only use anybody who is 55 or more has for his knob is using it to piss with, things to look forward to as we get older I suppose, aint life a bitch



It has a pool table.



Rear entry action?



Tits older than me

[Airportwo]

Bugger! I have only 2 more years, maybe then my brain will kick into action, it has done little work.............

[dirtydog]

They were quite adamant that when you hit 55 your knob aint going to work as how you would like it to work, so make hay whilst the sun shines

[peterpan]

Yea well I ain't been there yet to readjust their preconceptions.

[Loombucket]

when you hit 55 your knob aint going to work as how you would like it to work....

Yeah, tell me about it. Actually, in my case, more like 45.

[Camel Toe]

How do these rumors get started. My pop was 59 when I was born. Good father but we didn't play baseball much. One problem hoz have is that they are educated by other hoz.

[dirtydog]

How to put this question politely without causing offence? Are you sure your father was actually your father?

[Loy Toy]

Fek DD whats with all this getting old, knob dropping off, thais are all ignorant cvnts thingy going on with you at the moment.......????????

Whatever happens live life to its fullest, under your own steam and those circumstances that you can control and get on with it.

I think you need to get away for a short while mate or at least get more than 2 hours kip a day.

[dirtydog]

I think middle age crisis is hitting me just about everyone I know is dead already, either due to old age or drink drug abuse, it suddenly hits you when you know more dead people than alive people

[Loy Toy]

^ Yep we all go through those good and bad times but I think you have got to get a group of not so old friends mate.

Don't take everything to heart, accepts things as they are and you will do just fine.

I feel it in my bones...........well at least for another 3 years and before it drops off.

[Airportwo]

They were quite adamant that when you hit 55 your knob aint going to work as how you would like it to work, so make hay whilst the sun shines

I'm going to believe you on this one DD, beats going to the Birdie bar! whatever possessed you to stop there?

[dirtydog]

^I'm not quite sure.

[sabang]

Hearsay is that there will be a farang manager starting at the Birdy Bar soon, and they'll get a few more girls. So far, it's been dead in the water.

The restaurant right next door, the Rainbow, is pretty reliable, and they will deliver next door if punters prefer to stay at the bar.

[peterpan]

Can understand you feeling a bit miserable DD when you have to look at sights like that ^^.
Back to yr knob not working at 55, there is an ancient, diminutive Welshman (Mr Macgoo) living near us, 76 yrs old with a his own, 5 year old daughter, his wife complains to the other women most whom of which are married to much younger studly types, like me, that he constantly pesters her for sex and there must be something wrong with the old crunt if he needs it twice a day.

[sabang]

^ Jeez, maybe Magoo should come live in Pattaya, and I'll retreat upcountry.

[Airportwo]

Can understand you feeling a bit miserable DD when you have to look at sights like that ^^.
Back to yr knob not working at 55, there is an ancient, diminutive Welshman (Mr Macgoo) living near us, 76 yrs old with a his own, 5 year old daughter, his wife complains to the other women most whom of which are married to much younger studly types, like me, that he constantly pesters her for sex and there must be something wrong with the old crunt if he needs it twice a day.

He needs to spend some quality time in the 'Birdie" bar, change some misconceptions

[dirtydog]

On the way back from Maprachan I went past the Outback Bar, thats was packed solid, ok it was a big weekend for Maprachan with the rowing competition on but that was quite a suprise.

[Travelmate]

I went pass the Outback Bar, thats was packed solid

With what? Aussies?

[Airportwo]

^^ DD, Why didn't you try Route 66? been meaning to give it a try since it opened a couple of weeks ago.....

[sabang]

Outback Bar

Usually a golfing crowd there- the owner is secretary of the local golf society.

[Loy Toy]

With what? Aussies?

The owner is an Aussie, along with a Thai who you can't mention, the manager Darcy an Aussie runs the adjoining bar, 2 of my mates (Pomy) oversee the running of the Outback Bar and every night you can find every nationality imaginable bending an elbow there.

Not a bad bar, great food, reasonable looking ladies, great music done by Ivan and they have free shooters on the hour every hour. Finding parking is shit though unless you are lucky and find one right outside the front door.

[sabang]

^ Are you thinking of the same Outback Bar LT- right next to Manneke' Pis on Soi Siam Country Club?

I just know Aussie Bob, the owner/manager- never known them to do shots either.
Belgian Philip, and Jun run the Manneke' next door. If they've got an Aussie manager, thats very new.

[dirtydog]

Yeah I was wondering what lt meant about the parking, think he must be thinking of a different bar, that Manneke does good food, used to eat there most days at one time.

[Loy Toy]

^^ I'm talking about the Shagwell's Outback Bar.

Sorry my wrong and a different bar.

[Loy Toy]

used to eat there most days at one time.

Heard about you binge eaters DD.

Eat enough in one day and for a week.