Howdy Boys!

[Texas Toast]

Just wanted to introduce myself and get started posting. I made a mistake and joined Thai visa and had a ride around that hell hole for a bit. It seems they do not know one damn thing about freedom of speech. I told them to kiss my ass when they kept axing my contributions! I am a proud Vietnam veteran that did not have much chance to enjoy the ladies there as I was busy keeping the dinks at bay. I was introduced to Thailand a while back and wish I would have took my R and R here back when I did my tour. I probably would never have went home if I had. Since coming here, I fell in love with a beautiful little tart from E-Saarn and relocated my ass here to the bush to tie the knot with her. She is great and life can't be better. I just finished construction on our house and been getting it outfitted with all the necessary Western gear. Looking for tips on living here and maybe some directions to some spots I can enjoy the R and R I missed out on.

Texas Toast

[superman]

relocated my ass here to the bush

I thought you guys called it the 'boonies' ? And I always thought the Vietcong were called 'Charlie', not dink's ? Welcome.

The diminutive "the boonies" can be heard in films about the Vietnam War such as Brian De Palma's Casualties of War. It is used by American military personnel to designate rural areas of Vietnam.

[Texas Toast]

In Vietnam we called it the bush.

[Texas Toast]

First it said Bangkok and now it says Karon Beach under my name. I am in neither. Why is it like that?

[jizzybloke]

Uncle Chi.....?

[forreachingme]

Hi Texas,

Welcome a board, you live in Pataya ?

[blue]

hi Texas

you can fill in your location ,in your profile if you wish

[billy the kid]

First it said Bangkok and now it says Karon Beach under my name. I am in neither. Why is it like that?

you're not God then ?

[alwarner]

Uncle Chi.....?

beat me to it.

[Thetyim]

relocated my ass here to the bush

I thought you guys called it the 'boonies'

fell in love with a beautiful little tart from E-Saarn

Does it make sense now ?

[blue]

i don't know....
I'm still trying to get over my disappointment
i thought this model who appeared in this advert on giant billboards , had joined Teak Door

[nigelandjan]

I just finished construction on our house and been getting it outfitted with all the necessary Western gear.

Well done mate sounds all good ,, you gotta George Foreman lean mean grilling machine in there ? will certainly give your Massaman a twist and confuse the locals

[khmen]

Welcome TT!

Your OP had me giggling, look forward to you posting fella. Don't worry, your speech will be (mostly) free on TD, fire away!

[sabang]

I was busy keeping the dinks at bay

Bet you wish you'd enjoyed the ladies more then.

She is great and life can't be better

Great stuff- life ain't so bad in Isaan, is it? But don't tell everyone.

Looking for tips on living here

Don't sweat the small stuff. And tell the folks back home to read Smeg's threads, otherwise we might be facing a population explosion.

Welcome to TD, TT. Btw what is 'Texas Toast'- burnt BBQ?

[superman]

Btw what is 'Texas Toast'

Texas Toast Recipe : Bobby Flay : Food Network

[BaitongBoy]

Welcome to the Buffalo Board, Texas Toast...

[Boon Mee]

Welcome TT.

This here Forum needs more good 'ol boys from the great state of Texas. Sincerely hope yer not one of them flaming left-wing radicals we're infested with!

[Loy Toy]

Welcome.

[Wallalai]

First it said Bangkok and now it says Karon Beach under my name. I am in neither. Why is it like that?

Welcome Texas Toast,

You'll be able to set the comment of your choice under your name when you reach 1000 posts, until then be prepared to travel virtually throughout Thailand.

[meat]

Just wanted to introduce myself and get started posting. I made a mistake and joined Thai visa and had a ride around that hell hole for a bit. It seems they do not know one damn thing about freedom of speech. I told them to kiss my ass when they kept axing my contributions!
Texas Toast

sorry you had to endure that..

[Neo]

Not much bush in Thailand, but you probably already know that

[superman]

I fell in love with a beautiful little tart

You're the first person I've ever known that's admitted to that.

tart3 n Informal a promiscuous woman, esp a prostitute: often a term of abuse

[porkhunt]

welcome texas love ur accent,all the best to you and yours.

[Little Chuchok]

Yeeee haaaa Welcome Tex!

[Bettyboo]

I fell in love with a beautiful little tart from E-Saarn and relocated my ass here

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I just finished construction on our house

Her husband, she may call him her 'brother', should be around anytime soon to claim his property; both of them...