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    Smile Thought I'd Punch In

    Matthew here. I'm a regular on that other forum but I thought I'd mix it up a bit. I'm fully stuffed with MK at the moment and off to bed, just thought I'd check in before I passed out. Wondered if I might use this oppurtunity to try out a new username and go unnoticed by all, but I figure keep spreading the brand name awareness, it's all part of the masterplan. I really like Teakdoor especially for the travel accounts and the local photography. Seems a relaxing place to piss off and let it all hang out now and then...

    Alrighty. Go about your business, people.

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    hello mathew.
    good to see you are on the path to being saved.

    Storekeeper will be here in the morning with his service.

    but until then

    jesus loves you mathew.

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    Is there anyone left at Ajarn.

    Hi Matt. How're the Newbie Induction Outings going?

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    Matthew: Are you an English teacher? If so, we have a strictly policy that you cannot talk that crap here. Oh, and BTW, "welcome"

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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    Matthew: Are you an English teacher? If so, we have a strictly policy that you cannot talk that crap here. Oh, and BTW, "welcome"
    Of course he's not. He's a Seppo.

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    ^ so am I if you look at the crap English used in that post. Sorry to all

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    Don't worry, teaching is the last thing I want to talk about on here. I'm already deep into reading several construction threads..I think I found a new baby.

    Marmite I brought the couple you saw me with at Suan Lum over to The Swan, as it was pouring and you can jump off the BTS to the door of the place without getting wet. But on the way I mentioned "oh yeah and Soi Cowboy's just over there..." and waited...

    We hadn't finished our first drink when the boyfriend told me the girlfriend wanted to check it out, so off to Baccara where a few people I know were...but then they tell me they want to see a show. So across the street to Suzie Wong's we go! Needless to say it seems the shows at Suzie Wong's these days have a "good old days" (not that I was around, but I've heard) vibe to them...they were both very happy. They're good friends now. I can lay off on the tour guide shit now, they're quick learners.

    Anyhoo a good time was had by all. Now I'm waiting on this uh... whatsisname...Thomas..character to show up...my next newbie victim. he got a pretty good beating on ajarn for his 'picture a loser' and here I am avatar...and pretty much everything he said. anyway I like meeting fresh as the driven snow Thailand newbies as they feed my fragile ego and make me feel speshaaaal.

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    Matthew ... Have you accepted the Lord Jesus as your one and only savior ? If not, the Right Worshipful Deacon ... my brother Chiangmainoon, and I are here to bow our heads in prayer for you. We are gathering the sinners for our Lord Jesus right here at Teakdoor to save them from eternal damnation. Won't you bow before the Lord right now brother Matthew ?

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    Igonring all the Jesus bashing.........

    Welcome Mathew to the other side.

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    I'm a Quaker boys through and through down to ma britchez. I don't bow or wear fancy coats or sign nuthin' to nobody.

    He Himself done spoke in me and tol' me not too ya see.


    gonna let me stay? Yes I'm a C-O. like my daddy wuz. and My grandaddy wuz a medic. I hopes i can stay sir.

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    They're all just pulling your leg, Matthew. Teakdoor is a well-known euphemism for devil worship.

    You may have read the thread for the next 'soiree' on 28th October. The upstairs room at the Old Dutch is cleared out and a huge black granite altar placed in the middle. The flickering candles are the last thing the newbie will see before being sacrificed for the greater good. Well, candles and a bloody huge sword.

    In mortis ad astra.
    The truth is out there, but then I'm stuck in here.

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    As long as I can first order and consume some of that 'endivve stammjil' before I go, I'm good with whatever...

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    Hey Mathew why don't you update your blog anymore?

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    ^Really? Nice.

    So that's the last straw. I'm gonna start posting on it again.

    Thanks MeMock.

    I'm off to resusitate me blog.

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    Have fun and feel free to look around at our TD home!

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    Onya Matt - I used to enjoy reading that and then all of a sudden nuffink!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly View Post
    Have fun and feel free to look around at our TD home!

    Love your thread about the house Hillbilly.


    Yeah, hey, it's not so bad over here.

    Whadayaknow?

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    Hi Matt, I just saw that your blog is up and running again, good stuff!

    I cant post a comment there so here will have to do.

    Is that other blogger you are talking about named michelle?

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    Yes. That'd be the one.

    The "brit in bangkok"...

    Seems she's getting into the export game.

    Thanks for re-inspiring the blog MeMock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew View Post
    Matthew here. I'm a regular on that other forum but I thought I'd mix it up a bit. I'm fully stuffed with MK at the moment and off to bed, just thought I'd check in before I passed out. Wondered if I might use this oppurtunity to try out a new username and go unnoticed by all, but I figure keep spreading the brand name awareness, it's all part of the masterplan. I really like Teakdoor especially for the travel accounts and the local photography. Seems a relaxing place to piss off and let it all hang out now and then...

    Alrighty. Go about your business, people.
    The air is free from oppresion here Mathew. Use the gift wisely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew View Post
    Yes. That'd be the one.

    The "brit in bangkok"...

    Seems she's getting into the export game.

    Thanks for re-inspiring the blog MeMock.
    No worries mate.

    Brit in bangkok is an interesting read. I mean I like it but how many times sometimes within weeks of each other can she say 'I love Bangkok and never want to leave' followed up by 'this place is a dump and I can't wait to get out of here"!

    I think this lady here also used to teach at the same school but is now back in san fran. http://peekinside.blogspot.com/
    News is what someone, somewhere is trying to suppress - everything else is just advertising.

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    WTF? Is Jesus coming?
    BEEP BEEP, WATCH OUT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    I mean I like it but how many times sometimes within weeks of each other can she say 'I love Bangkok and never want to leave' followed up by 'this place is a dump and I can't wait to get out of here"!
    Exactly.

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    The construction card, eh? Bet you don't know how to make a third world plumbob.

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    Huh? What's that?

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