A cold welcome

**kingwilly** · 05-04-2010, 10:35 PM

Great, just what this forum needs, another damn australian

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:35 PM

Which reminds me....now that I am in the northern hemisphere, I must drink more southern hemisphere beer....in order to stay 'smart' of course.

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Great, just what this forum needs, another damn australian

Where are you from KW? An honest question.....really.

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:43 PM

Ok. I'm off to cause havock in other threads.

BTW, the previous emoticon (as in the above sentence) should be indentified as 'Kiwi' & not as 'Aussie'.

**helge** · 05-04-2010, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Right, well that solved that little riddle then.

Janda, you must be from the southern hemisphere (smart).

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Eeh ?

Kaydub, you must be from the northern hemisphere (not so smart).

Spot on

Welcome

**Loy Toy** · 06-04-2010, 12:03 AM

Hello.

A newbie that turns off it's repo???????

Expecting some of this are we?

**EssEffBee** · 06-04-2010, 12:09 AM

This 'repo' thing is crap. It's outdated & has been nonfunctional in most other forums. If you have to resort to 'status' for survival, you must be a Thai.

**Loy Toy** · 06-04-2010, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

If you have to resort to 'status' for survival, you must be a Thai.

If I had to resort to status based upon internet forum rep I would kill myself.

Just interested about why you would turn it off is all.

I myself, not being an internet whizz kid like your good self wouldn't even know how to turn mine off.

**EssEffBee** · 06-04-2010, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

If you have to resort to 'status' for survival, you must be a Thai.

If I had to resort to status based upon internet forum rep I would kill myself.

Just interested about why you would turn it off is all.

I myself, not being an internet whizz kid like yourself wouldn't even know how to turn mine off.

1stly, I'm not an internet whiz kid....I simply am able to read English.

Secondly, I hope you don't kill yourself just because someone doesn't like you.

The 'repo' system is a cheap & simple way for complete morons, who are incapable of a decent debate, to 'put you down'. It's a childish game of 'Who is the boss'. It's similar to Lese Majeste laws.

**Loy Toy** · 06-04-2010, 12:37 AM

^ Fairly nuff.

Where in Oz are you from and are you living in Thailand at the moment?

**SunTzu** · 06-04-2010, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

What more can I say....if you have a dildo/vibrator in need of repair, please contact me.

mine seems to have stopped, please, help me .. .

**nedwalk** · 06-04-2010, 06:53 PM

bloody hell this new ozzie is loud and full of himself, must be from victoria..so who;s yer team mate?..
oh yea , welcome, make sure you play nice with our resident crusty demon

**EssEffBee** · 07-04-2010, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ Fairly nuff.

Where in Oz are you from and are you living in Thailand at the moment?

I'm originally from the Welsh part of New South.
At the moment, I live in Fukayya

Originally Posted by SunTzu

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

What more can I say....if you have a dildo/vibrator in need of repair, please contact me.

mine seems to have stopped, please, help me .. .

Your problem is simple...the power lead must lie equi-distant between the two 'Crests of the Ilium'. If not & as in your xray, an imbalance of power transfer will exist. Such an imbalance of power can lead to either:
1. A total failure of the sex-o-static device or,
2. A noticeable reduction in performance.
In any case, you will need a colostomy bag in place in order for your sex-o-static appliance to function correctly. This information should have been provided by the supplier but there has been a spate of people with your problem. This problem usually occurs if you buy the cheap Chinese 'copy' of the originally British/American designed Sex-o-matic (TM).

Originally Posted by nedwalk

bloody hell this new ozzie is loud and full of himself, must be from victoria..so who;s yer team mate?..
oh yea , welcome, make sure you play nice with our resident crusty demon

I'm only as loud as I need to be in order to compete with all the smartarses here

.

Team? The last 'team' I liked was South Melbourne but they don't exist anymore. I prefer to stick to rugby these days.

**Muadib** · 07-04-2010, 11:00 PM

^ Far more smart asses here than one person can deal with... Good luck wit dat....

Welcome BTW...

**EssEffBee** · 07-04-2010, 11:18 PM

Thanks Muadib. The more I post, the more I feel like I'm back on my home planet...Dune.

**SunTzu** · 07-04-2010, 11:44 PM

welcome back home, dear Prince Feyd-Rautha

**EssEffBee** · 07-04-2010, 11:48 PM

Where's my worm?
Damn!!! Where's my thumper?
Oops....they're in my pants where they've always been

**Loy Toy** · 07-04-2010, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

I'm originally from the Welsh part of New South.

Me three.

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Fukayya

I'm fine............. Fukayyou?

Based upon the times you post I got no idea where you post from. Are you in limbo somewhere..................or in prison?

**EssEffBee** · 08-04-2010, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Based upon the times you post I got no idea where you post from. Are you in limbo somewhere..................or in prison?

I'm in a Thai prison. I got 'done' for bribing the cops (can you believe it???)

My laptop prevents me from being the 'meat in the sandwich' most of the time but when my battery runs out, I have to 'get it together'.

The bad points are,
1. The floor is very slippery.
2. I have a small rectum, although that is being 'rectumfied' as we speak.
3. I have to shove Pad Prik (almost appropriate) up my posterior orrifice, which burns a tad but it burns the other's Prik more than it burns my Pad.

The good points are,
1. If I am totally subservient, I get 2 free meals at the same time.
2. Electricity is free.
3. Nobody wants my laptop....just my (ahem, you know which parts I mean).
4. I am successful at teaching English. For example, most others (about 60 of 'em) now know what, "Take it easy mate!", "Have you finished?" & "I have Pad Prik in my bottom" means.

Life is forever wonderful

**Loy Toy** · 08-04-2010, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

I have to shove Pad Prik (almost appropriate) up my posterior orrifice

Fooking lightweight.

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Life is forever wonderful

Well have a nice one and while your at it...........don't let the bed bugs bite.

**EssEffBee** · 08-04-2010, 01:07 AM

PAG · 08-04-2010, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

I cannot find any such forum as MKP. Are having a lend of me?

With that statement, I'm guessing that you're Scots (i.e. lend/loan etc). Nothing wrong with that of course. Only just started to go through this thread so perhaps there will be other clues or enlightenments.

**kingwilly** · 08-04-2010, 05:52 AM

So which rugby team then??

**EssEffBee** · 18-04-2010, 03:30 AM

If talking about Rugby League, I went for the Bulldogs.

**barrie draper** · 26-04-2010, 09:22 PM

its a bit like e bay ,you cant fart out of tune there either

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