A cold welcome

**kingwilly** · 05-04-2010, 09:41 PM

So go back to the other place then.

Btw - you're allowed to say thai visa here.

**SunTzu** · 05-04-2010, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Originally Posted by crippen

try this handshake.

Do you always drink beer & eat while 'tossing off'?

why else would god have given us 2 hands ?

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Ya see, I've got a sense of humour too.

Hmmm.

Where you from, mate?

'Mate' is the word....mate.

It ain't cold where I come from, mate.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

So go back to the other place then.

Btw - you're allowed to say thai visa here.

Why go back to thai visa when I can treat you guys with contempt......and get away with it.

**jandajoy** · 05-04-2010, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Why go back to thai visa when I can treat you guys with contempt......and get away with it

Right.

It's gone really well so far hasn't it?

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by SunTzu

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Originally Posted by crippen

try this handshake.

Do you always drink beer & eat while 'tossing off'?

why else would god have given us 2 hands ?

You obviously don't know how to change hands. It is an art & so, you are forgiven.......just this once.

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Why go back to thai visa when I can treat you guys with contempt......and get away with it

Right.

It's gone really well so far hasn't it?

It appears so

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 09:51 PM

So.......am I allowed to reply to other posts now or will my future replies be deleted?

Have I passed the 'Is your hide tough enough for Teakdoor' test?

**kingwilly** · 05-04-2010, 09:58 PM

Depends on which areas of the forum you vomit in as to if they get moved to mkp or not. Take some time, look around, get a feel for this place before just farting everywhere.

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 09:58 PM

34 more posts & I can see this MKP thing.

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Depends on which areas of the forum you vomit in as to if they get moved to mkp or not. Take some time, look around, get a feel for this place before just farting everywhere.

Since you have already vomited on me, may I refer to this as an indication as to whom I can vomit on?

**jandajoy** · 05-04-2010, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Since you have already vomited on me, may I refer to this as an indication as to whom I can vomit on?

KW is into that kind of thing, allegedly.

**Norton** · 05-04-2010, 10:05 PM

Oh BTW, welcome. Enjoy.

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:06 PM

[at]jandajoy
I'm 'just up his alley'......or is he 'just up my alley'? Not to worry...I'm sure our 'alleys' will be rewarded in kind.

**Muadib** · 05-04-2010, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

34 more posts & I can see this MKP thing.

I have the feeling that you will be a regular contributor to MKP...

**dirtydog** · 05-04-2010, 10:07 PM

Looks like the new banner is working and bringing in all the Tasmanians.

**kingwilly** · 05-04-2010, 10:07 PM

Key mate of my post was take some time...

**jandajoy** · 05-04-2010, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Key mate of my post was take some time...

That's what you say to all the ones that you want up your alley, isn't it?

**SunTzu** · 05-04-2010, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Originally Posted by SunTzu

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Originally Posted by crippen

try this handshake.

Do you always drink beer & eat while 'tossing off'?

why else would god have given us 2 hands ?

You obviously don't know how to change hands. It is an art & so, you are forgiven.......just this once.

somedy opened recently a thread where you can display your expertise and share good tips

use the search function, and you'll find a wealth of infos on your favorite pass-time

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:11 PM

Take some time to do what? Is this about vomitting? KW, I thought you could take a joke?

I am not Taswegian.......I'm from the 'mainland', which doesn't mean NZ either. :P

**jandajoy** · 05-04-2010, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

I'm from the 'mainland'

Ah, well in that case welcome to TD.

Tell us about yourself.

Well, at least make up some thing that's vaguely entertaining.

Enjoy.

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by SunTzu

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Originally Posted by SunTzu

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

Originally Posted by crippen

try this handshake.

Do you always drink beer & eat while 'tossing off'?

why else would god have given us 2 hands ?

You obviously don't know how to change hands. It is an art & so, you are forgiven.......just this once.

somedy opened recently a thread where you can display your expertise and share good tips

use the search function, and you'll find a wealth of infos on your favorite pass-time

Should I search for your name generally or should I search for your name within this so called 'thread where you can display your expertise and share good tips'?

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

I'm from the 'mainland'

Ah, well in that case welcome to TD.

Tell us about yourself.

Well, at least make up some thing that's vaguely entertaining.

Enjoy.

Thanks Jandajoy (where on earth did you dream up that name? Then again, maybe you are not from earth?).

In my former life I was a mixture of two people......Mother Terresa & Adolf Hitler. I know. Some of you are already questioning this. Do any of you know that a soul can die before it's body dies? I thought not. This is how I came to be. You can call me Mother Adolf if you get confused (which is easy for Americans because they are confused about almost everything).

I am a technical person, although I've never worked on rockets.......only electric motors. Rockets do not have electric motors but vibrators do

.

What more can I say....if you have a dildo/vibrator in need of repair, please contact me.

**jandajoy** · 05-04-2010, 10:22 PM

Right, well that solved that little riddle then.

**kingwilly** · 05-04-2010, 10:24 PM

Eeh ?

**EssEffBee** · 05-04-2010, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Right, well that solved that little riddle then.

Janda, you must be from the southern hemisphere (smart).

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Eeh ?

Kaydub, you must be from the northern hemisphere (not so smart).

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