Thread: introducing myself

Hi all,

Hope to visit this forum regularly.

I am from UK but have lived in SIngapore for past 10 years.

I have a Thai gf who I met in Pattaya about a year ago....yes I am not particularly proud of it but there you go. I visit Thailand now and again because of this (and she sometimes comes to Singapore to stay with me from time to time).

Cheers everyone!

Welcome aboard.

Just watch out for ChaingMai noon - he's Welsh you know.

Cheers Slimboyfat.
Just ignore Marmite, he's a twat you know.

Why would you not be proud of the fact of meeting a girl in pattaya.

I am told Pattaya is a nice town with nice girls.

A very good question by an experienced journalist, why indeed would you not be proud??

DD has met many girls in pattaya and he seems to be as proud as punch. Maybe we should ask him?

Slimboyfat - what is wrong with your girl?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Cheers Slimboyfat.
Just ignore Marmite, he's a twat you know.

NO FLAMING, NO ABUSE OR ANY NASTINESS

Consider this a warning, Taffy.

I thought that only applied to abuse of the OP.
sorry sir, if this is not the case.
The rules need more specicifity.

Welcome slimboyfat! Your user name reminded of SlimJims. Some great eating.

Welcome, slimboyfat, anything you need to know and for some sound advice pm Smeg or Pat, they'll put you right

Well welcome slimboy fat? So which is it?

whats wrong with her?

well for a start she is not my wife (who has now buggered off with the kids to god knows where).........but thats my fault.

secondly i met her in a bar......i guess thats my fault again.

and thirdly i cant go out alone without her thinking i am out shagging. she then sulks for a couple of days.

haha isnt life interesting.....i only went to pattaya because i had a couple of days of work at sri racha

anyway thanks for the welcome everybody

Get shot of her mate. There's oodles of wonderful women here, even if you are a fat bastard.

Welcome sir - Ignore everyone else's advice on here and only listen to me - I know best....Most delicious filling for an omelette you asked.....Why, it's cheese and red-onion.

Welcome. I advise you ignore everyone's advice.

Welcome slim. Plenty of "know it alls" around here to help you out.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Get shot of her mate. There's oodles of wonderful women here, even if you are a fat bastard.

actually she has some plus points:

1) Big fun bags
2) Very good cook - now even learning farang cooking (well I am teaching her)
3) Good at cleaning/washing clothes/ironing - and is very motivated in this area
4) Does EVERYTHING in bed (except threesomes - she said if I touch another woman she will cut off my equipment). She seems motivated in this area too.....
5) Did I mention the fun bags?

Does she run a sweet shop then?

Originally Posted by NickA

Does she run a sweet shop then?

no not that kind of fun bag

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Get shot of her mate. There's oodles of wonderful women here, even if you are a fat bastard.

actually she has some plus points:

1) Big fun bags
2) Very good cook - now even learning farang cooking (well I am teaching her)
3) Good at cleaning/washing clothes/ironing - and is very motivated in this area
4) Does EVERYTHING in bed (except threesomes - she said if I touch another woman she will cut off my equipment). She seems motivated in this area too.....
5) Did I mention the fun bags?

ergo recaping, so she got:
1-XXXL fun bags is dat same same as hooters? aint they going to sag with the passing of time? they all do unless preventivly siliconed
2-aspiring gourmet ... that's good...
3- mmmhmm for that I got a housemaid and laundryman (and I shagg neither) for a few misable baht per mo. hence no points here..sorry!
4- ok but the jelousy part is a bit of a drag
5- yep yep bags it seems ya did mention that if recall well

looking at the score can at most give ya a 1 - 1.5 outta five for all the above.. take Marmite the Bog's advice "Get shot of her" mate

fergot...welcome

comparison with my singaporean (soon to be ex) wife

1) no funbags to speak of
2) cooking for me - she may order KFC delivery if in a good mood
3) nags at me constantly to do a big chunk of the housework even though i have to go out to work every day and she is a housewife
4) not too jealous because she shags everything in sight when I am away. She let me cum in her mouth only ONCE in 11 years of marriage....
5) not worth mentioning the funbags again

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

comparison with my singaporean (soon to be ex) wife

1) no funbags to speak of
2) cooking for me - she may order KFC delivery if in a good mood
3) nags at me constantly to do a big chunk of the housework even though i have to go out to work every day and she is a housewife
4) not too jealous because she shags everything in sight when I am away. She let me cum in her mouth only ONCE in 11 years of marriage....
5) not worth mentioning the funbags again

From your posts so far we can conclude that you are unable to make sensible choices regarding long term partners. As I stated previously, there are loads of wonderful ladies here, so don't get yourself hitched to a hooker.

Also, as Zippy said, get a maid for the menial shit. Treat your woman right - you know it makes sense.

Obviously, you're not in Thailand so things are not so easy for you. You could always get a TEFL Cert...

Sorry, I couldn't find the bigger bags you were talking about, but I thought they were a sufficient example - Mars bar, Bounty, Twix et al - although I've seen some better ones where you get a toy or game or some sort.

TEFL cert?

no, i will go back to sea on the oil tankers. 4 months on 4 months off.

after 4 months at sea come back for 4 months in thailand.....sounds pretty good to me

cheers