Hello folks
A long time lurker and a first time poster. Just stopping in to say hello and thanks for the chuckles so far!
Hello folks
A long time lurker and a first time poster. Just stopping in to say hello and thanks for the chuckles so far!
Hello Bob!Originally Posted by Bob
'Chuckles' eh?
It gets better if you send money!!
It does ?Originally Posted by poolcleaner
Does donating qualify you for guided tours of the bars DD is always taking photos of ?
Nope, but it does mean I can goto more bars and shag loads more differant galsOriginally Posted by Bob
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Well Bob if dd is too slow to take you up on your generous offer of being a paid guide to Pattaya/Jomtien's sleaziest watering holes let me offer my services to you.Originally Posted by Bob
Poolcleaner's Bar and Gogo Guided Tour Company. [est 2002]
"We offer you a first class tour of as many bars and gogos in and around the heady nightlife districts of Thailand's infamoue beach communities of Pattaya and Jomtien. Your all-inclusive tour includes asfternoon delights in some of soi Yodsaks premier relaxation boutiques, early evening sports recreation at 'Las vegas' in Jomtien for 'nude pool' later on we'll slide into the sticky seats in 'Walking streets' best gogo bars.
Short time rooms available at all locations; condoms, lube and sex toys provided FOC, lady boy filtering service available if required and the guarrantee that you will make it back to your hotel with passport, credit cards and testicles in tact by the next day (up until 6.00pm).
The all-inclusive package is only 25,000 baht and includes airport/hotel pick up and return."
I have this sneaking suspicion I know you Bob.
Do I know you Bob.
i'm sure I do...almost.
Welcome into our 'normal' TD home!![]()
How long did it take you to choose your nick, Bob ?
I ain't sure about that. I think I am just a very familiar type of person.Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
Quite literally seconds. Shows doesn't it!Originally Posted by thetyim
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Hello Bob and welcome.Chuckles? What's so funny eh?
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Hi Bob. Glad you could make it. My goldfish has been asking after you for ages.
Hi all regular to Thailand but new to forum,just to say hi.
hi bob - an hi to Ne2u
ur alwys very welcome here! join in da fun dont take nothing personal and feel free to tell MAcha and Smeg they are twats!
Cheers,sounds like my kind of site.Poor little geordie here so be gentle haha
Hello all,
Just checking in to this new-found forum.
My name is 'The Gent' and I'm from Phuket.
I'm bad, I'm an ex-special forces neanderthal Aussie so you better not flame me!
Have a nice day...
I thought we'd set up an 'Aussie filter' dog.Originally Posted by The Gent
Now we've got another nutter.....
Err...welcome on board Gent. How's the surf down there?

hi bob
erm Gent, I don't want to sound impolite or anything, it's the other posters actually, they only agreed to allowing one token aussie on here, I will see if I can placate them![]()
Hello Bob nice of you come
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