Thread: Hello.

Hello.
My name is withnallstoke and i'm a born again user.

Many years ago i started using a Thai forum, and it was as funny as fuck.

The banter (and the liberal use of the word "cock") quite literally had me pissing in my Y fronts.

Eye mustard mitt there have been the odd ebb and flo, butt byandlarge, the more than normals prevail.

Anyroad up, i've written a poem.




"I saw the light on the night
that i pissed by your window
Woooooooooooooooooo


To be honest, it's still in its infancy, but i'm working on it.

Drunkard....

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Drunkard....

I know a song about a drunkard.
It goes like this.

"Every drunkard likes to piss hard,
as long as the colostomy tube aint
stuck to your nose".

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Drunkard....

No flaming and abuse !!

Give the noobs a chance

You are reported

Thankyou member helge.

Space and a contortive body is all a man needs to do himself up the bunghole.

This thaimeme is rubberman, yes?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Hello.

To be honest, it's still in its infancy, but i'm working on it.

Don't. Allow it to die young. Please. For God's sake.

Ta.

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Don't. Allow it to die young. Please. For God's sake. Ta.

Thankyou.

That's all the encouragement i needed.

"Every drunkard likes to piss hard,
as long as the colostomy tube aint
stuck to your nose".

Your'e very lucky if it takes a week,
To get a plumber to take a peek,
At your busted pipes and your tattered arse.

Who knows ? Funnier things have happened but if they don't:

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Don't. Allow it to die young. Please. For God's sake. Ta.

Thankyou.

That's all the encouragement i needed.

"Every drunkard likes to piss hard,
as long as the colostomy tube aint
stuck to your nose".

Your'e very lucky if it takes a week,
To get a plumber to take a peek,
At your busted pipes and your tattered arse.

I know. You just had to do it. Innit or something.

Aren't you supposed to have passed out already? Or can't you get good industrial alcohol anymore?

Great thread, withnall...

And: Welcome to the Buffalo Board once again...

Cheers...

TD.. where even a weirdo like me, can feel normal...(ish)...

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Hello.
My name is withnallstoke and i'm a born again user.

Fuck off, newb!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

The banter (and the liberal use of the word "cock") quite literally had me pissing in my Y fronts.

Don't worry those that enjoy talking about cocks will seek you out.

Hang around a bit...And pull up a traffic cone...

Welcome, your in good company, we have a Thai Visa reject joining every week , but they seldom make it through the selection course into the regiment .
Mummy's boys.
Are you tough enough Whitenall to be a member of the Para regiment?

Originally Posted by wasabi

Are you tough enough Whitenall to be a member of the Para regiment?

Did Withnall jump?

A little, at first!

Were you ever a paramedic?
Do you tink you'll be able to handle the beating in?
Don't worry, resident gay nzdick will be along shortly to take commiserate and care your cock.

Ale.

It's a bastard on the head the next day.

^Pig shat in the bonce?

^ betty's goat shat in his mouth

^, ^^ Both.

It tastes like both.

weird german fetish threesomes with a goat and pig will do that to you - was the pig in a faux leather , leopard print gimp suit and a strapon ?

I torrented some porn this morning , "amateur drunk falang voyeur getting reamed "

Please don't include my goat in all this, she's only a kid.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Hello.

DH for Withnallstoke. Misuse of the 'Newbies Lounge'. I can't tell him to fcuk orf.