Thread: First Post

Hello. I discovered this site about a week ago. There seems to be some good commentary here so I thought I would join the club.

Now do I have to go through any hazing or such? Should I be learning a secret handshakes if we meet in person?

Welcome
you really dont want to meet them as most of them are nutters

Welcome.
The secret handshake will be taught via an instructional video in the e-mail if you reach 100 posts in one week.

Originally Posted by stroller

Welcome.
The secret handshake will be taught via an instructional video in the e-mail if you reach 100 posts in one week.

You forgot to mention the requirement to post nude pictures of yourself.

Welcome Garuda. Ignore Riggers comments, he is only pissed off because someone forwarded his nude pictures to his boss.

Originally Posted by Dougal

Ignore Riggers comments, he is only pissed off because someone forwarded his nude pictures to his boss

Well that, and the fact his Boss liked them so much he is now requesting more...

If You Like to Bull Shit You have found the BS Capital of South East Asia. Some good Information can be found here Thats about 5 % of all comments. But mostly off the wall comments that with $2.00 U.S. you may be able to buy a cup of coffee. More if the vendor finds out you are a member of this group.
It is a fun place to read all the Pros and Cons. Please take it all with a grain of salt. Best way to make friends is agree with them. But that ain't no fun.

don
Rangsit Thailand.

Originally Posted by Dougal

You forgot to mention the requirement to post nude pictures of yourself.

Just a pic with one's face clearly vsible is enough, our experienced photoshop experts will do the rest.
https://teakdoor.com/photoshop-stuff/...tml#post120761

Originally Posted by Garuda

Now do I have to go through any hazing or such? Should I be learning a secret handshakes if we meet in person?

Oh yes the hazing will be relentless! Especially if you don't live up you your exalted nickname!

anyway welcome and don't worry. This is one of the most laid back forums on the net. If it wasn't most of us would have been banned long ago.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Originally Posted by Dougal

Ignore Riggers comments, he is only pissed off because someone forwarded his nude pictures to his boss

Well that, and the fact his Boss liked them so much he is now requesting more...

And what is really scary is he is a big Harley riding Maori

hi garuda. welcome.

where are you from, what do you do and whats your inside leg measurement?

ok forget the last question

G'day Garuda, welcome aboard. You should enjoy yourself here. As SBF says, give us some info (but forget about the last one) !!

Originally Posted by JoGeAr

(but forget about the last one) !!

I was only kidding all the guys I have met from TD have been a good laugh and decent people except DD and his Bum bag brigade I would stay well clear of them

What? No secret handshake? I certainly hope there aren't any secret reach arounds.

I'm an American. But an American who is aware of the following:

-football is played on a pitch, by guys wearing a kit and boots,
-a Kiwi isn't just something you eat (unless she's a stunner),
-the differences between ARF and rugby league,
-the Rep. of Ireland isn't part of the UK, nor GB,
-Canada will become the US's 51st state soon enough,
-and most importantly, GWB is a twat.

I've lived in Thailand for nearly tree years, but the more time I spend here, the less I understand the place.

My inside leg measurment is anywhere between 5"-7". But I hear it's all about girth.

^ you'll do fine here bro!

does your choice of avatar reflect anything to do with Indonesia or low cost airlines?

For sure. I fly with them at every opportunity. Their logo rocks.

But I'm more interested in the mythical bird.

I thought avatars were only the picture.

Originally Posted by Garuda

I thought avatars were only the picture.

yeah they are but you have to realise that KW is a bit thick

Hi Garuda, you seem like an intelligent American, you'll be a unique and welcome addition to the gang

Originally Posted by Helicopter

you seem like an intelligent American

Surely you're just flirting Helicopter.

"Intelligent American", isn't that one of those oxymoronic thingies?

Originally Posted by danbo

if you want a peaceful life avoid woman with long red hair....coming out of their nostrils....trust me on this.

Thanks, but I already made that mistake a few years back.

Keep your wallet on you at all times, and if you drop it mind how you bend over to pick it up.

Jesus mother of Mary this community runs deep. How well do you people know eachother? There are secret handshakes are you're just not yet telling me about them. That's okay; I understand.

How is one supposed to know when not to enter into a thread? I figure with all your familiarities, determining the differences between sincerity and facetiousness, facetiousness and sarcasm is going to be quite difficult.

And what's with all these forums? I've never heard of Pattaya Secrets, Mango, and the others. I'd heard of stickman, but never been to the site, and I've only recently heard about TD from Ajarn. I feel like poor Donny from The Big Lebowski. "You're out of your element Donny!!"

!ACHNUNG! Stupid newbie question: Am I yet allowed to change "Newbie" to something fiendishly witty and jocular?

Originally Posted by Garuda

!ACHNUNG! Stupid newbie question: Am I yet allowed to change "Newbie" to something fiendishly witty and jocular?

I want to change mine too, how many posts do you need for that?

^ My favorite sport is football. My favorite sporting activity is skiing. I do not wear my jocular while participating in either activity, however I try to maintain a certain level of jocundity at all times. Good on ya for the active sex life. I hope to have on at your age.