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**SpeckiClaire** · 03-03-2012, 07:34 PM

Hi,
I lived in Thailand for two years.
That's not why I joined the forum though.
I have joined as a way to communictae with a family friend and now see that I have to post 20 messages before the darn forum will let you PM someone.
So, prepare for a long thread of nonsense while I achieve this quota.
You may as well stop readin now its going to be balderdash with plenty of typos.
sorry.

**aging one** · 03-03-2012, 07:37 PM

good luck and welcome. Go to the games room and play if its that important to you. You get credit for posts and get to know a few people and their sense of humor. Better than posting shite,

**sabai sabai** · 03-03-2012, 07:37 PM

Go to the games room Claire

Simples

**blue** · 03-03-2012, 07:39 PM

good luck getting to 20 your way ................

**dirtydog** · 03-03-2012, 07:40 PM

your non sensical posts outside the games room will just be trashed which means your post count will not increase.

**aging one** · 03-03-2012, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by SpeckiClaire

Is this forum as antique as a blooody teak door?

Do you know where you are? Testing 1, 2, 3.....

**SpeckiClaire** · 03-03-2012, 07:40 PM

Number 5. Hey Blue! Is there a better way?

**sabai sabai** · 03-03-2012, 07:41 PM

There are a lot easier ways,like saying hi to other newbies, but with all your whining and spamming, I wouldn't be surprised to see you locked up come post 21

**SpeckiClaire** · 03-03-2012, 07:42 PM

Oh, sorry guys, excuse me for not knowing mhy way around! Instead of being arsey, why dont you just try to be nice and helpful. Im off to the ganes room, sorry for being a new girl.

**SpeckiClaire** · 03-03-2012, 07:43 PM

i dont know my way around! Im not trying to be an idiot

**sabai sabai** · 03-03-2012, 07:43 PM

They are onto you Claire

**blue** · 03-03-2012, 07:43 PM

just saying
I've seem people not make it to 20 doing it your way ,
better just posting your views in the many threads

**Davis Knowlton** · 03-03-2012, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by SpeckiClaire

Hi,
I lived in Thailand for two years.
That's not why I joined the forum though.
I have joined as a way to communictae with a family friend and now see that I have to post 20 messages before the darn forum will let you PM someone.
So, prepare for a long thread of nonsense while I achieve this quota.
You may as well stop readin now its going to be balderdash with plenty of typos.
sorry.

Facebook's free - no need for 20 posts.

**OhOh** · 03-03-2012, 09:32 PM

Welcome to the pleasure dome.

The PM facility is for internal forum messages, to fellow posters.

**Looper** · 03-03-2012, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by SpeckiClaire

I have joined as a way to communictae with a family friend

Pat didn't mention his cousin wore glasses

Welcome to the forum and don't let that chancer tell you that it is perfectly normal and all the girls are up for it

**sabai sabai** · 03-03-2012, 10:03 PM

She won't last long on here. If she can't get her head around 20 posts what will she be like when our resident Misogynist Socal comes along, or has a problem with her PC and Butterfly pipes up. i see she's befriended Blue. I hope she aint a black lesbo. Then the final straw will most certainly arrive when she tries to upload a photo

**blue** · 03-03-2012, 10:17 PM

'' wants to PM a family friend'' ?
don't believe a word of it
more like she is a top publisher and
word of my literary brilliant and funny posts has spread and she needs to PM me
to offer of a book deal or something !!
I knew it was only a matter of time before I was recognised

**sabai sabai** · 03-03-2012, 10:19 PM

That should be literary brilliance mate

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-03-2012, 10:30 PM

Why are women so fucking stupid?

**Cujo** · 03-03-2012, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Why are women so fucking stupid?

It's natures 'cue'.
When they start talking shit, that's your cue to stick a cock in their mouth to shut them up.

**sabai sabai** · 03-03-2012, 11:53 PM

^ hahaha, did you look over your shoulder whilst typing that one ?

Bet you gave the wife a wry smile as you clicked the Enter button too

**david44** · 04-03-2012, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by SpeckiClaire

Hi,
I lived in Thailand for two years.
That's not why I joined the forum though.
I have joined as a way to communictae with a family friend and now see that I have to post 20 messages before the darn forum will let you PM someone.
So, prepare for a long thread of nonsense while I achieve this quota.
You may as well stop readin now its going to be balderdash with plenty of typos.
sorry.

Welcome how's the weather in Dorset at this time of year ?

**sabai sabai** · 04-03-2012, 12:18 AM

^Can't be surely ?

Then again

Originally Posted by SpeckiClaire

prepare for a long thread of nonsense

**nigelandjan** · 04-03-2012, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Why are women so fucking stupid?

NO FLAMING, NO ABUSE OR ANY NASTINESS tolerated in this section.

**OhOh** · 04-03-2012, 01:54 AM

^You in Mod training?

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