Thread: What kind of Motorcycle do you own.

Originally Posted by The Master Cool

This pic just says one thing to me....

Well mate if every time you see pictures of motorcycles you think of fags in cowboy/indian suits and black leather I suggest you try boy zone or any other place like that, they should be able to address your needs

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

This is the bike that bit my right hand index finger off whilst cleaning the chain...

Originally Posted by Eliminator

How the heck did you loose an index finger CLEANING a chain? The mind boggles on that. I see you had it on a rear stand, was it running at the time and also in gear?

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

You just answered your own question.

There's one born every minute.

It was accident, and accidents happen which people learn from. There are thousands of people all over the world that have made the same mistake and I know a few experienced bike mechanics that have made that same mistake. To say there's one born every minute is just insinuation on your part and shows lack of character. If I made the same mistake again, you and anyone else would have the right to say that there's one born every minute...

To stick a bike on a centre stand, start engine, click into gear, let clutch out, kneel down in front of a turning chain & sprocket, you put finger in there, chain & sprocket chew your finger off. Yep there is one born every minute!

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by The Master Cool

This pic just says one thing to me....

Well mate if every time you see pictures of motorcycles you think of fags in cowboy/indian suits and black leather

Only pictures of the gay motorcycles.

Originally Posted by The Master Cool

Only pictures of the gay motorcycles.

Will dont be shy post up a picture of yours. There were many nice bike there from new sports and custom HD to classic stlye bikes.

^I reckon she don't wanna embarrass herself

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

This is the bike that bit my right hand index finger off whilst cleaning the chain...

Originally Posted by Eliminator

How the heck did you loose an index finger CLEANING a chain? The mind boggles on that. I see you had it on a rear stand, was it running at the time and also in gear?

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

You just answered your own question.

There's one born every minute.

It was accident, and accidents happen which people learn from. There are thousands of people all over the world that have made the same mistake and I know a few experienced bike mechanics that have made that same mistake. To say there's one born every minute is just insinuation on your part and shows lack of character. If I made the same mistake again, you and anyone else would have the right to say that there's one born every minute...

To stick a bike on a centre stand, start engine, click into gear, let clutch out, kneel down in front of a turning chain & sprocket, you put finger in there, chain & sprocket chew your finger off. Yep there is one born every minute!

Fair enough, you're entitled to your opinion. But why don't you just come out with it, why are you beating around the bush? Come on. Tell me exactly, what am I one of? You seem to be so aloof that I am really starting to lose interest in you. From where I am standing, I'm starting to think that you're some kind of mug. That's the thing about this place, for the short time I have started to interact with some of you I really am astonished at the levels of ignorance. So, make fun, because only fools make fun of other people.

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

I really am astonished at the levels of ignorance. So, make fun, because only fools make fun of other people

Travelmate has always been a bit of a cnut. We all werent born on two wheels like travelmate

C'mon you want a pat on the back, a casual knowing nod of the head?
It ain't clever to lose a digit.

Did Phitsanlok midway bike party yesterday and really enjoyed it and even my kids loved it, well set out and lots of custom bikes and stalls to look at. Plentty of hot woman.
Was free to get in and a had a great band playing some good redneck tunes.

Originally Posted by Rigger

Did Phitsanlok midway bike party yesterday and really enjoyed it and even my kids loved it, well set out and lots of custom bikes and stalls to look at. Plentty of hot woman.
Was free to get in and a had a great band playing some good redneck tunes.

Pictures ?

Tired of comments that my Honda Phantom was a gay bike, I have sold it and am now buying this lovely Piaggio X8

At least the BF can sit between your legs on this one.

You animal Slimboy, nice machine

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

At least the BF can sit between your legs on this one

& Socal gimped up in that black box at the back...

I shall keep this one parked well inside the covered carpark - don't want any jumpers splattering themselves over my paintwork this time

That's surely the gayest bike I had the misfortune to lay my eyes on!
Does it have a vanity mirror?

Something you easyriders might like...mellow music with bikes.

I like it
But normal like a bit more knee slapping

Originally Posted by Rigger

I like it
But normal like a bit more knee slapping

Knee slapping ? along with Banjos to mate

Just a had my son over last month and he bought over a few old photos of some of my old bikes.

1972 CB 400


1983 Pather 600


1994 SS 900


1982 FLHS

And before you say anything travelmate. FOK OFF

Originally Posted by Rigger

And before you say anything travelmate. FOK OFF

Why not?

Boy did you suffer a lot in your early days of biking.

fucking oath he did! fucking 'red' ones..blecchh!!

Originally Posted by nedwalk

fucking oath he did! fucking 'red' ones..blecchh!!

Yes your right Ned, the only two bikes to give me grief was the ducatis, one droped a engine belt and the other snapped a chain which then came around and smashed the engine case.
But all in that still wasn't all that bad, if you look after your bike she will look after you.