He's a half Pikey, half Chickenhead, halfpint
Always talking about his Mia Nois and deep frying food, drinks wine that's cheaper than ya dong and he's bought a ticket to go camping at what he calls the Thai Glastonbury in December.
Supports Man United but knows fuck all about the English game.
The Real clarification of his chickenheadedness is in the rides around Thailand with a Farangs stolen go-pro thread with him riding on the wrong side of the road on his 125cc Scoopy with his 1000 decibel exhaust
