A vampire comes into a cafe sits down and says to the new waiter ' I vont a glass of hot bloood. Assured this is not an unusual request in this town the waiter dutifully fetches it. This happens regularly throughout the day but then a customer enters, sits and asks for a glass of hot vater. The waiter suggests a glass of hot blood but the vampire insists I vant a glass of hot vater. The waiter returns with it, then the vampire pulls out a used med and sings 'Join the jigglers'.

Sorry- bit sick but I couldn't help it