Why are Men like snowstorms?

You never know when they are coming, how many centimetre you are going to get, or how long they are going to last.



Husband and Wife watching boxing on tv -

Husband- shit I have been waiting for this for 4 weeks, and then it is over in 3 minutes.

Wife- I know the feeling!!



A woman shouts -

My good this place is a mess..... come on! we have to do some cleaning..... You and me.
All your shit is on the floor...... You will have to go to work naked....... if we don't start washing right now!

What the Man hear -

Bla bla bla bla COME ON
Bla bla bla bla YOU AND ME
Bla bla bla bla ON THE FLOOR
Bla bla bla bla NAKED
Bla bla bla bla RIGHT NOW