I looked up lighters on eBay. All they had were 9753 matches.
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04-03-2018, 05:18 PM #1Thailand Expat
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05-03-2018, 09:11 AM #2Thailand Expat
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Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.
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07-03-2018, 11:27 PM #3or TizYou?
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So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
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07-03-2018, 11:34 PM #4or TizYou?
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I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
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