I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic

Then a carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, pulled up next to me
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the lights changed. Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me".... So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver