Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
You're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman
Don't think I know that one, but you probably know this one.

Superman is patrolling the sky above New York when he spots Wonder Woman sunbathing naked, legs spread on top of a skyscraper, horny as hell he swoops down and screws her at supersonic speed and bam... he's gone.

Wonder Woman looks up and says "what the hell was that?"
The Invisible man says "I don't know, but my arse hurts!"