Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts, "Oi, driver! You're losing your load!" Driver replies, "Fuck off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts, "Oi, you're losing your load!" Driver again replies, "Fuck off!" 5 miles further along, Paddy yells, "I'm not joking! Honestly, you are losing your load!" Driver then shouts, "Will you go away you thick Irish twat, I'm gritting!"