Muslim Tribute Band

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.
They were called "Bomb Jovi".
They were brilliant.

Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on
dvd.
I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started

...Those f**kers have no sense of humour!