Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy View Post
Top tip...


Reduce the risk of night time fire by soaking all your furniture with a hosepipe before you go to bed!
During a particularly rough day at sea one of the female passengers noted that the table cloths at dinner were wet. No one at her table knew why, so she asked the steward. He told he that that they wet the table cloths to prevent the plates falling off the table in rough weather.

To which she replied "That's I good idea perhaps I should wet my bed tonight to stop me falling out"