I was telling the lads in my local bar about all the sex I'd been having with a Thai woman I met in Pattaya.

"We've been having sex non-stop for two month," I bragged.

One lad said, "She must've had her period at some point.???.."

I winked and said, "We don't have that problem!!."

They looked disgusted and said, "Is she a ladyboy?"

I said, "No. She's 85."