Dear Jim

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package.

The Allergists were in favour of scratching it,
the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception,
the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing a
Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons thought that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington !!

Sincerely,
Dr. CIGA Francis