A man finds himself sitting next to an extremely attractive blonde on a transatlantic flight. Soon after take off he engages her in conversation and she tells him she's on her way to a convention for nymphomaniacs, and that she's actually a guest speaker. The man is intrigued and asks her to tell him about her research.
"I'm debating the popular myths ascribed to certain races about their sexual prowess", she says. "For instance, did you know that although Africans are widely thought to have the biggest penises, it is actually the Native American man that possesses the largest sexual organ?"
The man asks for more examples and, warming to her theme, the woman continues "Well, it is largely thought that the French are the most considerate lovers, but actually it's the Greeks. And Italian men often boast about their stamina in the bedroom, but the Irish men have far more stamina and please their women more"
She blushes and says, "I'm sorry, I've just been rambling on. Let me introduce myself. My name's Jenny - and you are?"
Quick as a flash, the man replies "Tonto Papadopilous, but my friends call me Paddy!"