Thread: Quick Jokes

Thank you for teaching me the meaning of plethora.
It means a lot.

So if you meet a woman and she apologizes, admits she is wrong and says she is sorry, dump her immediately. She is probably a man. Women do not do that shit.

I failed a job interview last week.
Apparently a gangbang isn't a good example to show that you work well in a team.

I just ended a 10 year relationship.
Oh, are you okay?
Sure, it wasn't mine.

MBA comes in handy sometimes. Married But Available.

I called Animal Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing four kittens."
“That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?”
“I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "but if they were that would explain the suitcase.”