A Hillbilly walked into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist if
they carried birth control pills.

The pharmacist informed the man that they did, but also told him
they were for women.

The man acknowledged that he knew that, that they were for his
twelve year old daughter.

The pharmacist asked, "Is your daughter sexually active?"

The man thought for a moment and responded,

"No, she just lays there like her mother."